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Bo Snitchler (short for Robert Edward Snitchler, II) was a CTYer at Carlisle in the early 2000's and an RA at the [[Lancaster]] site for in 2007 and 2008.  He has one rule: to the good, his is more than fair, and to the bad, he is not.  This rule has earned him the respect and acknowledgement as a very good RA.  His excellence is widely known throughout the campus.  In addition to his great methods of RAing, Bo is a fun, humorous, loveable and insanely attractive guy.  He enjoys dressing in drag, listening to music, and, as a CTYer himself, partakes in many traditions.  Because of his own love of CTY, he is able to connect more with campers, and vice-versa.
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He is also known for the creation of Seymour/Stanley the unicorn, which was later made famous by RAs Matt and [[Dermot]], which later resulted in the now infamous [[Marshall Civil War]].
 
 
 
==Fun Facts==
 
 
 
* Bo can stop lanyard swingers with his mind, and is, to date, the greatest lanyard cop ever.
 
* BO TIME.
 
* Bo MCd the 08.2 staff talent show.
 
* Bo is one of the first scholars of Spencerology in the history of the world.
 
* Bo could befriend Spencer on facebook at any time, if he so chose.
 
* Bo can teach you how to dance... badly.
 
* Hot Bo <s>and Tom</s> with balls.
 
* Bo likes to carry a PDA stick during quad time and dances, some enjoy licking his stick, successfully scaring him away.
 
 
 
==DERMOT'S EPIC BOEM BY DERMOT==
 
 
 
There once was an RA named Bo.
 
 
 
That's right, I said an RA named Bo.
 
 
 
He liked to sing,
 
 
 
And do something.
 
 
 
And guess what, it was me.
 
 
 
==AN EPIC BOEM: OF BO AND THE ULTRA MEGA HELL DRAGON==
 
 
 
Being the FIRST SAGA of the TWIN SAGAS OF BO…
 
 
 
‘Twas on a dark and stormy night, <br>
 
That, shined on by some dwindling light, <br>
 
A goddess, pregnant, felt a break, <br>
 
Of water, which then became a lake,
 
 
 
With a push, a shove, and a lot of pain, <br>
 
Bo was born, the lanyard-swingers bane, <br>
 
With the eyes of a puppy and a heart of gold, <br>
 
His babiness was strong and bold,
 
 
 
Bo fed on the blood of fire ants, <br>
 
Wore magic shirts and lightning pants, <br>
 
But was soon abandoned as a child, <br>
 
Raised by bears amongst the wild,
 
 
 
Until one day, Frank Wang appeared, <br>
 
He said that Hellish Darkness neared, <br>
 
He said to Bo, “It is your fate, <br>
 
To stop this lanyard swinging hate,
 
 
 
“A mega dragon wrought in hell, <br>
 
Has cast the world into his spell, <br>
 
He’s taken the ONE LANYARD from the Norse, <br>
 
And swings it wildly, unbalancing the force,”
 
 
 
Thus Bo was put into Frank Wang’s training, <br>
 
A light of hope in darkness waning, <br>
 
Working hour by hour, day and night, <br>
 
He could stop a lanyard-swinger by sight,
 
 
 
He sallied forth to fight the beast, <br>
 
Whose wings were lasers and exploded unleashed, <br>
 
In epic journey, Bo survived, <br>
 
He suffered the torture, barely alive,
 
 
 
For Bo did travel through all of Hell, <br>
 
From the Satanic Mountain to the Death-Bane Well, <br>
 
To find the place where weapons lay, <br>
 
That would help the evil dragon slay,
 
 
 
It was fabled that there existed a Frisbee, <br>
 
Made of water from Hell to combat the dragon’s Fire Frisbee, <br>
 
Frank had told Bo of this disc, <br>
 
And Bo, to find it, took the risk,
 
 
 
At last, Bo found the Sacred Spring, <br>
 
Of Justice, there did Valkyries sing, <br>
 
He found the Water Frisbee there, <br>
 
And out into the distance stared,
 
 
 
He saw a burst of molten flame, <br>
 
It from Satanic Mountain came, <br>
 
The dragon was aware of Bo, <br>
 
And thought, “Oh my, this Bo must go!”
 
 
 
After weary traveling, <br>
 
Bo did hear a thundering, <br>
 
For he was now upon the peak, <br>
 
Of Satan’s Mountain, and he heard a creak,
 
 
 
And now in clear sight he could see, <br>
 
The Mega-Hell-Dragon of Misery, <br>
 
He drew out his water blade, <br>
 
And prayed to God, “Oh Lord! Oh Schnade!”
 
 
 
In epic flames Bo was consumed, <br>
 
But brushed off his gory wounds, <br>
 
He wound his arm and fired away, <br>
 
The Water Frisbee, afraid to say,
 
 
 
That even though the dragon roared, <br>
 
Bo felt that he was sort of bored, <br>
 
For the dragon, yes, was epic still, <br>
 
But he was easy for Bo to kill,
 
 
 
The discus hit the dragon hard, <br>
 
And now, just like any bard, <br>
 
I will relate in great detail, <br>
 
The dragon’s death, to your avail,
 
 
 
The dragon’s eyes exploded blood, <br>
 
Its bloody scales, its uvula, <br>
 
And guts and feces soaked the ground, <br>
 
And formed a gory mound,
 
 
 
And grub this the One Lanyard, <br>
 
Bo stopped its swinging, abrupt and hard, <br>
 
And claiming now his Lightning Sword, <br>
 
Over all Lanyards, Bo was Lord
 
 
 
--[[User:Elliah the gangster|Elliah the gangster]] 13:49, 16 August 2008 (PDT)
 
 
 
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