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38. "But they have unsweetened tea." - Ryan<br /> | 38. "But they have unsweetened tea." - Ryan<br /> | ||
"But that is too much effort and I don't know where the salt is." - Venya<br /> | "But that is too much effort and I don't know where the salt is." - Venya<br /> | ||
| − | 39. " | + | 39. "There may be positives and negatives, but we need to get you dancing, but we need to get you loving." - Jonah <br /> |
| + | 40. "What does iButter do?" "Nothing." - AI <br /> | ||
| + | 41. "Are you being yourself?" - Ryan to Neil (Party Quirks - AI) | ||
| + | 42. "I can do whatever I want." - Neil <br /> "What do you want to do" - Ryan<br /> "I want to do you." - Neil<br /> | ||
| + | 43. "Do vaginas have teeth.?"<br /> "Yes, you have to brush them."<br /> | ||
| + | 44. "The goats are female, if anyone is interested." - Joe<br /> | ||
| + | 45. "This apple is really good. It's yellow. It's not fast like a green apple, but it's not serious like a red apple. It's like, "Hey, I'm not a leader. I'm just chillin' out in the classroom." - RA Ashley<br /> | ||
| + | 46. "You're disturbing the dinosaur fetus. Now it's going to be relaxed and stuff." - Chris Ossi | ||
| + | 47. "I can't stop salivating." - Noah Goldstein<br /> | ||
| + | 48. "The awkward moment when you go to unhook someone's bra and it already is." - Jesse<br /> | ||
| + | 49. "When is it supposed to stop throbbing?" - Jackie Liu <br /> | ||
| + | 50. "That awkward moment when you call out your name during sex." <br /> | ||
| + | 51. "First erection of the session." -Ryan (Third Sunday)<br /> | ||
| + | 52. "Tastes like warm apple semen." - Jocelyn <br /> | ||
| + | 53. "Hello, my name is science. Would you like to donate your body?" <br /> | ||
| + | 54. "What's brown and sticky?" - Gina<br /> "Neil after a dance."<br /> | ||
| + | 55. "I'd clap my hands, but my left arm is occupied, so I'll slap you in the face." - Logan | ||
| + | 56. "I hope you don't mind I sleep to avant-garde folk metal." - Elliot (World's Worst Roommate)<br /> | ||
| + | 57. "I am Noah Goldstein. La la la." -Noah Goldstein <br /> | ||
| + | 58. "I would train for years and years to become a gymnast so I could suck my own dick." -Noah<br /> | ||
| + | 59. "Finishes routine, bends down and sucks his own dick. And he dicks the landing." - Noah<br /> | ||
| + | 60. "And then they were turned into trees so they | ||
Revision as of 20:34, 15 September 2012
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CTY Courses
LAN.09.2.HDIS
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LAN.12.2.GRK1
Quotebook Keeper for LAN.12.2
1. "I like how you are fondling its horn." - Maria
"You are making it horny." - Venya
2. "If he (Nicholas Cage) has bees in his eyes, no wonder he has trouble with the alphabet." - Bad Acting Appreciation
3. "How did we survive this long in space?"
"Puppies."
4. "This course is mostly cow-themed." -Joe Groves
5. "Hi Drew, what's your name?" - Becca
6. "The four F's: feeding, fighting, fleeing, and reproduction."
7. "Don't wear something you would be embarrassed to see your parents in." - James Yu (On RHPS)
8. "Jerk-off Squad!"
9. " Gia, put your pants on."
"I am uncomfortable with where this is going." - Joe Groves
10. "My fashion sense is like my urine stream: It's flowing and ever-changing and if I stay hydrated it might become clear." - Noah Goldstein
11. "I carried a girl all the way to class. It was the farther I have ever gone with a girl." - Venya
12. "ClassicNoahDad." - Jonah
13. "Is this sexual?" -Becca
14. "Hey, look over there! It's really big. What is that?" James Boucher
"Spoiler alert. It's Maria's ass." - Becca
15. *licks* "Uhhh... I meant hi." -Noah G.
16. *touches <body part>* "It's okay, I have a <body part> fetish." -Venya
17. "If I was a dog, what kind would I be?" -Noah G.
"A bachelorette." -Becca Teich
18. "You should see a professional." -Caleb (World's Worst Psychologist)
19. "If I can't see them, they can't see me." *takes off glasses* (World's Worst Spy)
20. "Second base is fingering the eargina and only eargina fingering."
21. "He's gay? I thought he was black." -Andrew (referring to Langston Hughes)
22. "Nonononono. Nonononono. No-itty nono. Relationships are stupid. No no. You are stupid. No." - Greg
23. "How does a gentleman troll?"
(says nothing) - Greg
24. "Did you meme to do it?" Deniz (Press Conference: Walking simply into Mordor)
25. "Did you just walk through the gate or were there mordors?" Noah (PC: Walking simply into Mordor)
26. "You haven't pooped at CTY and it's been a week?" - Noah Goldstein
"That means scientifically you are full of shit." - Jonah
27. "Who is my target?"
"Your love is also me." - Noah, Theo, Jonah Sphinx
28. "Also me." - Jonah
29. "Also me." -Everyone
30. *hugs* "I feel nauseous." -Jackie
31. "The best test tube in the world is the uterus." - John Boysen
32. "Homosexuals share genitalia."
33. "Celine Dion is like a French orphaned Barbara Streishand." - RA Ashley
"Wait, why is she orphaned?" - Noah
"... She is really skinny." - RA Ashley
34. "Remember that time when Ryan repeated all of my jokes." -Noah
"Remember that time when I repeated Noah's jokes." - Ryan Cebulko
35."That awkward moment when irony."
36. "So if you want to help someone, run at them screaming." - Joe Groves
37. "It reminds me of my boyfriend." - Meg (About Fifty Shades of Grey)
38. "But they have unsweetened tea." - Ryan
"But that is too much effort and I don't know where the salt is." - Venya
39. "There may be positives and negatives, but we need to get you dancing, but we need to get you loving." - Jonah
40. "What does iButter do?" "Nothing." - AI
41. "Are you being yourself?" - Ryan to Neil (Party Quirks - AI)
42. "I can do whatever I want." - Neil
"What do you want to do" - Ryan
"I want to do you." - Neil
43. "Do vaginas have teeth.?"
"Yes, you have to brush them."
44. "The goats are female, if anyone is interested." - Joe
45. "This apple is really good. It's yellow. It's not fast like a green apple, but it's not serious like a red apple. It's like, "Hey, I'm not a leader. I'm just chillin' out in the classroom." - RA Ashley
46. "You're disturbing the dinosaur fetus. Now it's going to be relaxed and stuff." - Chris Ossi
47. "I can't stop salivating." - Noah Goldstein
48. "The awkward moment when you go to unhook someone's bra and it already is." - Jesse
49. "When is it supposed to stop throbbing?" - Jackie Liu
50. "That awkward moment when you call out your name during sex."
51. "First erection of the session." -Ryan (Third Sunday)
52. "Tastes like warm apple semen." - Jocelyn
53. "Hello, my name is science. Would you like to donate your body?"
54. "What's brown and sticky?" - Gina
"Neil after a dance."
55. "I'd clap my hands, but my left arm is occupied, so I'll slap you in the face." - Logan
56. "I hope you don't mind I sleep to avant-garde folk metal." - Elliot (World's Worst Roommate)
57. "I am Noah Goldstein. La la la." -Noah Goldstein
58. "I would train for years and years to become a gymnast so I could suck my own dick." -Noah
59. "Finishes routine, bends down and sucks his own dick. And he dicks the landing." - Noah
60. "And then they were turned into trees so they
