User:Memoriesonfilm

This is Max Wang speaking.

I'm the semi-official photographer for LAN.2, currently a twomore. This is summarized by the fact that I always have a camera with me and I'm ready to capture any and all lasting memories on digital film. It is officially rumored that I will also have a camcorder and a tripod with me during LAN.07.2.

I've also taken on the task of expanding circles for American Pie, The Afterdance, and raving songs before the new raving rule was enstated. Similarly, I also attempt to close circles during the slow canon songs, which is quite difficult because there was an overabundance of squirrels at 06.2 who either formed small, three person circles, socialized in the quad, or didn't come at all...which makes me sad. Slightly less similarly, but still similarly, I've also tried to keep people from standing in aformentioned Pie circles.

I officially do-not-condone and denounce the usage of the terms "God" (as in Blammo), "Jesus" (as in sceptre), and "Holy Trinity" (as in duck/sceptre/bunny), and to a lesser extent, "Satan." Instead, I refer to the leader of Blammo as "Sir," the three as "the Ternion," the sceptre-wielder as a person by name and as a position by "S/He of Sceptre." I also plan to popularize these names and moreover make note that I may alter articles at my whim... because... I can.

There is no relation between myself and Frank Wang, although Juice has second thoughts about that...

One may refer to me as "A Hallucination," and I promise never to respond.

I lose both games!

For various reasons, my last name has vanished from most pages. This may be due to the paranoia monster's very large appetite.

Sessions:

• MIND.A.LAN.05.2
• CHEM.A.LAN.06.2
• ETYM.LAN.07.2 ---- maybe next time, THEO...

I'm also your local RealCTY admin (the one who's still eligible and who's here a lot).

I would like to apologize to anyone who thinks that I'm a wiki-fascist. I'm only concerned about the quality of the site.

Contact Info:

• Email: thechaoseternal@gmail.com
• AIM: thechaoseternal
• Myspace: Forlorn_Chaos (now deleted)

We <3 you Max Wang.
I <3 me too! :p!
Your mom <3 him