95/2 Theses

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The CTY 95/2 Theses


We the constituents of the Center for Talented Youth hereby state these grievances and requests against the administrators of CTY and their subordinates. For too long have we the underrepresented had our liberty and freedom trampled upon by oppressive men and women, who shall not be named here. We ask that these requests be granted. These are the requests of the oppressed, and we ask that you think well and fully before accepting or refusing them. What follows are our requests.


1. Sleepovers can’t be taken away

2. Hall Meetings should start on time

3. We should be allowed back in the hall whenever we want

4. Grinding should be allowed at the dances

5. Running around campus should be allowed. We need physical activity

6. We should be allowed in other lounges

7. More white donuts should be made at the hub

8. Lights out shouldn’t be as strict

9. Meet Market should be extended to the upper quad

10. We should be allowed to wake up whenever we want as long as we get to class

11. RAs should understand and even appreciate sarcasm

12. RAs shouldn’t judge what is offensive and what isn’t. Instead the students should

13. We shouldn’t be kicked out of the hub at 12:30 for class at 1:00

14. RAs shouldn’t abuse their power

15. More specifically, RAs have no right to choose our Frisbee teams

16. Flashlights shouldn’t be contraband. If we want to read we use cell phones/ipod’s, why make it harder for us?

17. We should have an activity/Meet Market where we can use computers.

18. Break Dancing should be allowed at your own risk

19. We should be able to order food whenever as long as you pay for it

20. RAs have no right to censor the news.

21. RAs should be more lenient with T-Shirts. If I read beer on a shirt it doesn’t make me want to drink one.

22. Activities shouldn’t be picked before hand. As long as you show up to one it should be okay.

23. Contraceptives should be allowed. If you want, disallow sex.

24. Refrigerators should be allowed. What could we do, hit someone with one.

25. Air conditioner quality should be improved

26. Cell phones should be allowed outside the dorms

27. The TV’s should be plugged in and usable during our free time.

28. After lights out we should be able to do quiet activities such as read in our dorms

29. Cough Drops and Band-Aids should be allowed.

30. Lanyard’s shouldn’t have to be visible. We could be asked to present it.

31. We should be able to go to the hub the other way

32. Ballerinas make interesting conversation. Let us talk to them.

33. We should be allowed back in dorms between activities

34. Dorm time should be an activity.

35. We should be allowed to travel to our dorms and back during Meet Market.

36. Weights should be allowed

37. Lying down should be allowed during meet market. Seriously what kind of rule is this?

38. There shall be no mandatory activities.

39. Listen to our feedback; we have few choices

40. The administration must explain their actions when the sanction us.

41. Small walls exist to be leapt from

42. All bottom floor lounges should be co-ed

43. Electronics/ Role Playing games should be allowed. It is how we are social.

44. You should be allowed to walk girls home.

45. E-mail/AIM are forms of communication for our generation. Let us use them.

46. People shouldn’t be sent home for minor offenses

47. You should be allowed to but stamps and envelopes alone.


And finally 47.5 TREAT US WITH RESPECT, WE PAY FOR YOU