Total Loss of Tradition and American Pie
As Allentown is a new site, the obliteration of traditions such as Spirit Week and American Pie was expected. It was still upsetting. During the first dance, only a handful of returners knew what to do during American Pie, leaving everyone else very confused and a little freaked out. A presentation was made by the Blammo Gods during the second dance explaining the canon and what to do during American Pie, resulting in slightly less confusion, but the campers still rushed into the center at the wrong times and left the center after each chorus. The RAs religiously shouted back “NO ORGIES” after the chant each time.
What’s an Orgy?
After the chant, some people shouted “What’s an orgy?” after the RAs shouted “No orgies!”
Highway to Heaven
In an attempt to make a new tradition, the Macarena was done on stage for all of this unfortunately long song. It has ultimately been removed from Allentown Canon.
James Charles is called a witch.
The Unfortunate Airdrop
Someone airdropped an inappropriate photo of an RA during lunch in a disgusting violation of their comfort.
The Fourth of July
We went to a field nearby the dorms and were generally a disruption to society. There was an ice cream truck and a Star Spangled Banner singalong.
Bring Sally Up made a comeback, and returner Dasean Liles won the push-up competition for the orange team. There was also a CTY Kahoot- every team had a Blammo God playing for them, yet the only team that didn’t have one won.
Instagram Scavenger Hunt
It was raining incredibly hard and the scavenger hunt was canceled.
RA Keith accidentally played Forever Young by BLACKPINK instead of our Forever Young.
I Want it That Way
A song sung constantly by Olivia and Abe’s halls. TELL ME WHY-
Also know as the worst kept secret in Allentown history- all yoga activities were just napping. Bring a blanket!
Blammo Gods were Alex Weng, Ethan Lubin, Edie Worrell, and Jessica Chen. The game started on the second Thursday. In order to get people out faster, every day of the last week had a new rule implemented. In the end, however, over 30 people were still in and over half of them still didn’t get any kills. Faith Chukwudinma from Abe’s hall won with 6 kills. She got a handmade spoon crown, sash, and a bag of cereal marshmallows.