Saratoga Springs

Location

Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs , NY Arguably one of the most vibrant and dynamic small cities in the USA. It has a real healthy upscale downtown and is a world class summer destination, drawing crowds of thousands every year at the Saratoga Racetrack. Adding to Saratoga's appeal is the Saratoga Performing Arts Center (SPAC), which hosts everything from opera and symphony orchestra concerts to bands such as Korn and Dir en Grey, as well as Dave Matthews Band, a staple of the summer season since the band's inception.

The Dorms

The girls' dorms, Howe-Rounds, are air conditioned, but the guys' dorms, Wilmarth, are not. Each year, one floor of Rounds houses boys, while the other floors and all of Howe house girls. Each room is built for either one or two people. Many people complain that the mattresses feel like rocks and squeak too much.

REMEMBER: Wilmarth, where most guys sleep, overheats tremendously. Bring a fan. For Howe-Rounds, bring a heavy wool blanket, as the thermostats are broken if they are installed at all, and it can get cold.

The dorms are also extremely nice, with Howe-Rounds featuring window seats and suite-style dorms, with a shared bathroom (1 for every 3 rooms). Wilmarth has 1 bathroom for every 6 people.

The Food

Students eat in the Murray Dining Hall.

Pizza, pasta and salad are served everyday along with many other food items, ranging from chicken parmesan to Chinese food, which are different at each meal. Cereal, pancakes are waffles are served for breakfast. Coffee, flavored or unflavored water, soymilk, gatorade and many types of soda are available at every meal. The desserts, including chocolate cake and lemon mousse, change day to day, but ice cream is always available. Specially made Kosher and Vegetarian meals are also available.

In 2006, the dining hall was undergoing major renovation. Students ate in Case Center, where students register on the first day. The waffle iron and soft-serve machine were chronically broken.

The Days

• Second Monday- Naughty Catholic School Girl Day
• Second Tuesday- Love Tape Day
• Second Wednesday- Crossdressing Day/Gender Bender Day/Drag Day
• Third Monday (or Second Friday)- Pajama Day
• July 1st (session 1)/August 1st (session 2)- Slap Your Own Ass Day (Appreciate Your Own Donkey Day)
• July 2nd (session 1)/August 2nd (session 2)- Slap Someone Else's Ass Day (Appreciate Someone Else's Donkey Day) (Be prepared for the "Sexual Harassment talk" should you participate)
• End of the World Day- Last Thursday (You wear a towel- based on Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy) (not prominent)

New additions (session 1 only) to "The Days" are:

• Goth/Emo Day- Last Tuesday (Dress like a goth or emo)
• Rina Day- (Bex Only Allowed or any "Keane" replacements)
• Pirate/Andrew Yu Day- Last Thursday (alongside End of the World Day, wear a bandana like a pirate)

-End of the World Day has been going on for quite some time so it is being moved up to a regular day. It is often held on the final Thursday, or alongside Goth/Emo day.

The Squirrels

The squirrels on Saratoga campus tend to hang out on the Case patio, where they can often be seen dragging their twisted, wretched little bodies across the ground with their legs splayed out in a disturbing parody of an army crawl. They have been known to bite people going into the Green Mountain Coffee Shop. Yup, the squirrels. They're rabid and violent. They dont walk. They lie on their furry little stomachs and DRAG themselves around. They're known to lunge at visitors and steals and then EAT their cigs. Don't feed, look at, attempt to chase them, or talk to them.

By the way, if you throw a Frisbee at one at the proper time, they will leap through the air. KяYP did this once at 06.2. It was actually kinda funny. - User:Fred3426

Traditions

• Nevermore Steals (The new cafeteria does not have trays so people have started to use plates, although trays are still the coveted items.)
• Mandatory Fun
• "How long does it take to get to the top of Jonsson Tower?"
• Clapping when someone breaks a plate (or drops) in the dining hall
• Laser Tag
• Nevermore Shirts
• Nevermore Trays Plates
• Casino night
• Lipsync night
• Talent show
• Carnival
• Snap your fingers while walking across the quad and say to everyone you pass "There's gonna be a rumble tonight"

Whoa, me and my friends Andrew Yu and Nate Fox created that but I had no idea that it had become a true tradition. Nice. -Edwin Ma

• Random Acts of Sensless Kindness (RASK)
• Lanyard Swinging
• Duct Tape
• Monty Python
• Frisbee
• Sunrise
• Passionfruit
• Illegal Sleepovers (ISO's)
• Love Tape
• Varsity Catch (you're the worst!!)
• Dark Side of Oz
• Jon Good loves you
• Marriage Booth
• Rinas and Rinos
• "I like you, I love you, I CTY you"
• "Good night, go home, nobody loves you except Jon Good!" (shouted by nevermores/nomores on the stage [or elevated area] during the last meat market when it's time to go in)
• Free Lee-Kai!
• Quad Time (sometimes referred to as Meet or Meat Market)
• DIPSHIT!!! (session 2 only)
• Fruit (session 2 only)
• Star Tripping / Dizzy races (session 2 only)
• Napkin Eating Contests (no we don't actually eat the napkins)
• Stummy Lays (grass orgies, pregnancy circles)
• Butt Wrestling (session 2 only)
• The Chillin Tree (session 2 only)
• Dib Dib Dib (session 1 only)
• Glowsticking
• Fu-- that Lancaster Sh-- in response to "Orgy" in American Pie