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Ross Rheingans-Yoo
Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Rheingans. Ross Rheingans who? ROSS RHEINGANS-YOOOOOOO!
"In Soviet Russia, Ross Rheingans-Yoo!" - Fish Stark
In General
This is a page about a boy named Ross. Ross began his career as a CTYer and awesome human being at Carlisle in 07.2, where he took Latin. He was in this class with Kaiti Spear, who is also really cool. In 08.2, Ross took Game Theory, which Kaiti was also in. This was the year he met the Cult of Godzilla, including one Rachel Hall, who I think he thought was pretty cool. In 09.2, Ross took Existentialism, which is a really awesome class, and became one of the most prominant figures within the Cult, at the end of the session receiving the title and crown of the Poetry Goddess. Finally, in his nomore year in 10.2, Ross, the Poetry Goddess, took Ethics (which is amazing) with Mark (who is amazing).
Ross has attended 7 years of CTY, including three years of daycamp-baby CTY, and four of real CTY at Carlisle. Ross is in possession of one each of Neon-Yellow, Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, Orange, and Black Lanyards, from 03, 05, 07, 08, 09, 10, and 10, respectively.
Baby CTY: The Edible World - Sandy Spring, 03.2 Intro to Robotics - Sandy Spring, 05.2 Model UN and Advanced Geography - Sandy Spring, 06.2
LAT1.CAR.07.2 - Latin with Allison Lynch (?), on Scott B.'s hall - Quad 2
GAME.CAR.08.2 - Game Theory and Probability with Misha Chkenkeli (sp?), on the hall formerly known as Nate G.'s - Quad 2
Semi-officially inducted into the Cult of Godzilla, by members Rachel, Monica, Olivia, Danny, Batman, and Reggie, among others. Learned to rave. Earned nickname "Hedgehog".
EXIT.CAR.09.2 - Existentialism with Maureen Melnyk, (I forget the RA) - KW B (2nd floor)
Appointed 'Dancing Queen' by popular request. Appeared in ZombiNation as "Zombie with Hat". Raved. Crafted fedora out of duct tape. Posted numerous posters protesting SRA Clay's stated policy of not playing Rainbow Connection on the HUB, the Alley, and ATS as alias "-G---", which is an ambiguous letter, standing for either Godzilla (as in, Cult of), or Goldfish (as in, In Memory of). Appointed Poetry Goddess by Kelsey Stinner.
ETHCb.CAR.10.2 - Ethics with Mark Ralkowski (and Matt Hartwig!), on Chris Shellhamer's hall - KW A (2nd)
Taught the art of glowsticking to squirrels, tumors, and anyone else who asked. Distributed copious quantities of glowsticks during dances, as well as one of the circulating sets of flowlights (the others belonging to Whitney Wu) and the sole set of poi-balls. Conducted many many potato sacrifices to Godzilla. Converted to vegetarianism, along with the entire ETHCb.CAR.10.2 class. Served as Poetry Goddess, began the tradition of Poetry Laurels and passed the title (and a set of laurels) on to Amalia Bowen. Often engaged in shenanigans with Kyj, along with all of C.Shell's hall. Played piano in the talent show act of Rainbow Connection, and once again (unsuccessfully) lobbied the DJ staff to play Rainbow Connection, including (but not limited to) posters on the inside of ATS, written requests, and a large sign hung over the central stairway. Brought his younger brother, Duncan, into the fold of Carlislian tradition. As de facto Cult leader, officially declared the Cult (as it manifests at Carlisle) to be gone, as Ross was the last member inducted by the founding members. RIP Godzilla, 06.1 - 10.2, may you live forever young in a land of potatoes.
(When I get less lazy, I'll post quotes from 09.2 (including Brett's commentary on Starcrash) and 10.2)
In conclusion: Ross is amazing and I love him and you should too.
Also, in his non-CTY life (though we all know the Other 49 are not important), Ross has a girlfriend named Mishee and lives in Maryland and fences. A lot. <3
