User:Wizardyoo

Man, what's the point if the website won't tell me how many views this page has had?

Hi.

I am a student of CTY.

I have taken Fast-Paced High School Physics, Fast-Paced High School Biology, The Critical Essay: Popular Culture, and Fast-Paced High School Chemistry.

I have spent all 4 sessions at LMU.

Dane Holding, Taylor Mitchell, Jonathan Kraus, Parke Haskell, and Alejandro Reyes were my 5 wonderful RA's who have all played huge roles in my growth as a person.

I am usually seen wielding a trusty stick and donning a yellow banana hat (if I'm not, then that's my evil twin. KILL THE BASTARD).

I have acquired many names throughout my 3 years at CTY:

Wizard

Stick Man

The Yoo

Teddy

Bananamancer

Yootopher

Banana Man

Rihanna

The Messiah of the House of Kraus

Gabriella

Yootabaga

"THAT guy"

할머니

Yoo-Gi-Oh

Kim Jong Yoo

But who am I?

I am an infectious disease (killing brain cells by the second).

I am a lover of many (platonic, of course).

I am a friend to all (especially if you hate my guts).

I am a wizard (Level 49 Dragon Mage).

I am the Head Fez (I'm not a klepto! I need these coffee sleeves!).

I am a level 2 Super-Genius (Gotta risk it to get the biscuit).

I am the world's greatest, nerdiest, stupidest, funniest, stupidest, craziest jackass (Where the hell is my reality show?).

I am a CTYer (parenthetical).

I am Ryan Yoo (®).

"Be your own Yoo."

- Hanson James (why he gotta be hot now though?)

If you're bothered by the "3 years, 4 courses, 5 RAs" thing, then let's talk on Facebook. https://goo.gl/5iAzwR