Dr. Dan Allen

D.A. IS A BAUSS.

Most commonly known as D.A. Currently teacher of the Russian history class only avalible at Carlisle, session one. He was a Colonel in the Air Force for 30+ years. He is definately the wisest, yet coolest and most beloved. the only was to describe him is simply...... Boss.

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for D.A.

He is the grandpa everyone wants.

His demeanor is simply described as not giving a fudge. But, don't get me wrong, he will jump and possibly kill any attempted bullying. In addition, D.A. always manages to shut down that one annoying kid, the one that seems to be in every class. D.A. can also produce miracles, he makes Russian History extremely interesting and valuable. This is simply done by him relating every "bland" scenario, I use bland very usely since Russian History is anything but, to something all our "dirty teenage minds" can understand. Catherine the "Great" *wink wink nudge nudge*

Some of his saying include: Dog on a junebug

Best thing since sliced bread

Rip telephone books in two

Who shot Willy?

Squeezaroni

Can be used for anything, but sitting on (Bayonets)

Wishy Washy Charlie Brown

What is it gotta do with price of cheese in China?

Tony, shut up.

Prove it, or shut it.