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‘Twas on a dark and stormy night,
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‘Twas on a dark and stormy night, <br>
 
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That, shined on by some dwindling light, <br>
That, shined on by some dwindling light,
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A goddess, pregnant, felt a break, <br>
 
 
A goddess, pregnant, felt a break,
 
 
 
 
Of water, which then became a lake,
 
Of water, which then became a lake,
  
  
  
With a push, a shove, and a lot of pain,
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With a push, a shove, and a lot of pain, <br>
 
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Bo was born, the lanyard-swingers bane, <br>
Bo was born, the lanyard-swingers bane,
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With the eyes of a puppy and a heart of gold, <br>
 
 
With the eyes of a puppy and a heart of gold,
 
 
 
 
His babiness was strong and bold,
 
His babiness was strong and bold,
  
  
  
Bo fed on the blood of fire ants,
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Bo fed on the blood of fire ants, <br>
 
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Wore magic shirts and lightning pants, <br>
Wore magic shirts and lightning pants,
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But was soon abandoned as a child, <br>
 
 
But was soon abandoned as a child,
 
 
 
 
Raised by bears amongst the wild,
 
Raised by bears amongst the wild,
  
  
  
Until one day, Frank Wang appeared,
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Until one day, Frank Wang appeared, <br>
 
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He said that Hellish Darkness neared, <br>
He said that Hellish Darkness neared,
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He said to Bo, “It is your fate, <br>
 
 
He said to Bo, “It is your fate,
 
 
 
 
To stop this lanyard swinging hate,
 
To stop this lanyard swinging hate,
  
  
  
“A mega dragon wrought in hell,
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“A mega dragon wrought in hell, <br>
 
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Has cast the world into his spell, <br>
Has cast the world into his spell,
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He’s taken the ONE LANYARD from the Norse, <br>
 
 
He’s taken the ONE LANYARD from the Norse,
 
 
 
 
And swings it wildly, unbalancing the force,”
 
And swings it wildly, unbalancing the force,”
  
  
  
Thus Bo was put into Frank Wang’s training,
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Thus Bo was put into Frank Wang’s training, <br>
 
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A light of hope in darkness waning, <br>
A light of hope in darkness waning,
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Working hour by hour, day and night, <br>
 
 
Working hour by hour, day and night,
 
 
 
 
He could stop a lanyard-swinger by sight,
 
He could stop a lanyard-swinger by sight,
  
  
  
He sallied forth to fight the beast,
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He sallied forth to fight the beast, <br>
 
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Whose wings were lasers and exploded unleashed, <br>
Whose wings were lasers and exploded unleashed,
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In epic journey, Bo survived, <br>
 
 
In epic journey, Bo survived,
 
 
 
 
He suffered the torture, barely alive,
 
He suffered the torture, barely alive,
  
  
  
For Bo did travel through all of Hell,
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For Bo did travel through all of Hell, <br>
 
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From the Satanic Mountain to the Death-Bane Well, <br>
From the Satanic Mountain to the Death-Bane Well,
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To find the place where weapons lay, <br>
 
 
To find the place where weapons lay,
 
 
 
 
That would help the evil dragon slay,
 
That would help the evil dragon slay,
  
  
  
It was fabled that there existed a Frisbee,
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It was fabled that there existed a Frisbee, <br>
 
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Made of water from Hell to combat the dragon’s Fire Frisbee, <br>
Made of water from Hell to combat the dragon’s Fire Frisbee,
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Frank had told Bo of this disc, <br>
 
 
Frank had told Bo of this disc,
 
 
 
 
And Bo, to find it, took the risk,
 
And Bo, to find it, took the risk,
  
  
  
At last, Bo found the Sacred Spring,
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At last, Bo found the Sacred Spring, <br>
 
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Of Justice, there did Valkyries sing, <br>
Of Justice, there did Valkyries sing,
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He found the Water Frisbee there, <br>
 
 
He found the Water Frisbee there,
 
 
 
 
And out into the distance stared,
 
And out into the distance stared,
  
  
  
He saw a burst of molten flame,
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He saw a burst of molten flame, <br>
 
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It from Satanic Mountain came, <br>
It from Satanic Mountain came,
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The dragon was aware of Bo, <br>
 
 
The dragon was aware of Bo,
 
 
 
 
And thought, “Oh my, this Bo must go!”
 
And thought, “Oh my, this Bo must go!”
  
  
  
After weary traveling,
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After weary traveling, <br>
 
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Bo did hear a thundering, <br>
Bo did hear a thundering,
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For he was now upon the peak, <br>
 
 
For he was now upon the peak,
 
 
 
 
Of Satan’s Mountain, and he heard a creak,
 
Of Satan’s Mountain, and he heard a creak,
  
  
  
And now in clear sight he could see,
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And now in clear sight he could see, <br>
 
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The Mega-Hell-Dragon of Misery, <br>
The Mega-Hell-Dragon of Misery,
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He drew out his water blade, <br>
 
 
He drew out his water blade,
 
 
 
 
And prayed to God, “Oh Lord! Oh Schnade!”
 
And prayed to God, “Oh Lord! Oh Schnade!”
  
  
  
In epic flames Bo was consumed,
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In epic flames Bo was consumed, <br>
 
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But brushed off his gory wounds, <br>
But brushed off his gory wounds,
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He wound his arm and fired away, <br>
 
 
He wound his arm and fired away,
 
 
 
 
The Water Frisbee, afraid to say,
 
The Water Frisbee, afraid to say,
  
  
  
That even though the dragon roared,
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That even though the dragon roared, <br>
 
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Bo felt that he was sort of bored, <br>
Bo felt that he was sort of bored,
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For the dragon, yes, was epic still, <br>
 
 
For the dragon, yes, was epic still,
 
 
 
 
But he was easy for Bo to kill,
 
But he was easy for Bo to kill,
  
  
  
The discus hit the dragon hard,
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The discus hit the dragon hard, <br>
 
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And now, just like any bard, <br>
And now, just like any bard,
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I will relate in great detail, <br>
 
 
I will relate in great detail,
 
 
 
 
The dragon’s death, to your avail,
 
The dragon’s death, to your avail,
  
  
  
The dragon’s eyes exploded blood,
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The dragon’s eyes exploded blood, <br>
 
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Its bloody scales, its uvula, <br>
Its bloody scales, its uvula,
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And guts and feces soaked the ground, <br>
 
 
And guts and feces soaked the ground,
 
 
 
 
And formed a gory mound,
 
And formed a gory mound,
  
  
  
And grub this the One Lanyard,
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And grub this the One Lanyard, <br>
 
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Bo stopped its swinging, abrupt and hard, <br>
Bo stopped its swinging, abrupt and hard,
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And claiming now his Lightning Sword, <br>
 
 
And claiming now his Lightning Sword,
 
 
 
 
Over all Lanyards, Bo was Lord
 
Over all Lanyards, Bo was Lord
  
  
 
--[[User:Elliah the gangster|Elliah the gangster]] 13:49, 16 August 2008 (PDT)
 
--[[User:Elliah the gangster|Elliah the gangster]] 13:49, 16 August 2008 (PDT)

Revision as of 22:25, 16 September 2008

About The Epic One

Bo Snitchler (short for Robert Edward Snitchler, II), a CTYer at Carlisle in the early 2000's, has been an RA at the Lancaster site for two years, 2007 and 2008. He has one rule: to the good, his is more than fair, and to the bad, he is not. This rule has earned him the respect and acknowledgement as a very good RA. His excellence is widely known throughout the campus. In addition to his great methods of RAing, Bo is a fun, humorous, loveable and insanely attractive guy. He enjoys dressing in drag, listening to music, and, as a CTYer himself, partakes in many traditions. Because of his own love of CTY, he is able to connect more with campers, and vice-versa.

He is also known for the creation of Seymour / Stanley the unicorn, which was later made famous by RAs Matt and Dermot.

Fun Facts

Bo can stop lanyard swingers with his mind, and is, to date, the greatest lanyard cop ever.


BO TIME.


Bo MCd the 08.2 staff talent show.


Bo is one of the first scholars of Spencerology in the history of the world.


Bo could befriend Spencer on facebook at any time, if he so chose.


Bo can teach you how to dance... badly.


Hot Bo and Tom with balls.


Bo likes to carry a PDA stick during quad time and dances, some enjoy licking his stick, successfully scaring him away.

AN EPIC BOEM: OF BO AND THE ULTRA MEGA HELL DRAGON

Being the FIRST SAGA of the TWIN SAGAS OF BO…


‘Twas on a dark and stormy night,
That, shined on by some dwindling light,
A goddess, pregnant, felt a break,
Of water, which then became a lake,


With a push, a shove, and a lot of pain,
Bo was born, the lanyard-swingers bane,
With the eyes of a puppy and a heart of gold,
His babiness was strong and bold,


Bo fed on the blood of fire ants,
Wore magic shirts and lightning pants,
But was soon abandoned as a child,
Raised by bears amongst the wild,


Until one day, Frank Wang appeared,
He said that Hellish Darkness neared,
He said to Bo, “It is your fate,
To stop this lanyard swinging hate,


“A mega dragon wrought in hell,
Has cast the world into his spell,
He’s taken the ONE LANYARD from the Norse,
And swings it wildly, unbalancing the force,”


Thus Bo was put into Frank Wang’s training,
A light of hope in darkness waning,
Working hour by hour, day and night,
He could stop a lanyard-swinger by sight,


He sallied forth to fight the beast,
Whose wings were lasers and exploded unleashed,
In epic journey, Bo survived,
He suffered the torture, barely alive,


For Bo did travel through all of Hell,
From the Satanic Mountain to the Death-Bane Well,
To find the place where weapons lay,
That would help the evil dragon slay,


It was fabled that there existed a Frisbee,
Made of water from Hell to combat the dragon’s Fire Frisbee,
Frank had told Bo of this disc,
And Bo, to find it, took the risk,


At last, Bo found the Sacred Spring,
Of Justice, there did Valkyries sing,
He found the Water Frisbee there,
And out into the distance stared,


He saw a burst of molten flame,
It from Satanic Mountain came,
The dragon was aware of Bo,
And thought, “Oh my, this Bo must go!”


After weary traveling,
Bo did hear a thundering,
For he was now upon the peak,
Of Satan’s Mountain, and he heard a creak,


And now in clear sight he could see,
The Mega-Hell-Dragon of Misery,
He drew out his water blade,
And prayed to God, “Oh Lord! Oh Schnade!”


In epic flames Bo was consumed,
But brushed off his gory wounds,
He wound his arm and fired away,
The Water Frisbee, afraid to say,


That even though the dragon roared,
Bo felt that he was sort of bored,
For the dragon, yes, was epic still,
But he was easy for Bo to kill,


The discus hit the dragon hard,
And now, just like any bard,
I will relate in great detail,
The dragon’s death, to your avail,


The dragon’s eyes exploded blood,
Its bloody scales, its uvula,
And guts and feces soaked the ground,
And formed a gory mound,


And grub this the One Lanyard,
Bo stopped its swinging, abrupt and hard,
And claiming now his Lightning Sword,
Over all Lanyards, Bo was Lord


--Elliah the gangster 13:49, 16 August 2008 (PDT)