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Arches

In front of the Dining Hall, there are a series of brick arches which provide support and provide protection from the elements. Many activities, especially those involving crafts, are held here. According to Adam Roush, two CTYers who met on the right side of the Arches (when looking at them from outside) in the 1980's eventually married, which is why the weekend Marriage Booth is always placed on the right side of the Arches. It is also rumored that after the dances, hot makeout sessions occur behind the arches. But you certainly didn't hear that from me.

ASFC

The ASFC (short for "Alumni Sports & Fitness Center", also affectionately known as the "ass-fuck") is a gym used by CTY students. Activities such as swimming are held here. If it rains on a Saturday or Friday, the dance will be moved from in front of the dining hall to here. As terrible as this is, the ASFC is somehow (somehow being the existence of ventilation) vastly superior to the Mayser Gym, where rained-out dances have very occasionally been held. The ASFC is also generally the site of beginning of session registration, opening ceremonies, the talent show and closing ceremonies/parent conferences.

In 2004, the dining hall was being renovated, so CTYers had to eat all three meals in the ASFC. Further indignity was heaped on the students when, during the second week of the second session, a crafts fair was held in the ASFC, forcing the meals to be held in a circus tent on Weis Field. "The Big Top", as it was affectionately known by the administration, was almost universally reviled for its heat, lack of space, and implication that CTYers were like barnyard animals who were merely there to be led to the trough.

NOTE: I've always heard it pronounced phonetically: "Ay-ess-eff-see." However, many people do indeed call it the "ass-fuck". Or at least I do to get some laughs. [-Starr]

Dining Hall

Hartman Green

Hartman Green is a green area on the Franklin & Marshall campus (the LAN site). It is a popular location for classes to hold breaks and includes numerous walkways for students with bad aim to throw Frisbees over, which usually gets them confiscated. It is also the site of the Passionfruit and the Electric Tree, a tree with a power socket installed near the base of the trunk.

At the LAN.05.2 closing ceremony, the History of Disease and Archaeology classes performed a skit titled "The Excavation and Disease Control of Hartman Green."

Keiper Hall

Marshall/Buchanan

Mayser Gym

The other gym that CTYers use besides the ASFC. Those who sign up for basketball, volleyball, and some other sports for activities will go here. Occassionally, if a dance is rained out, it will be held here; this is usually due to a State Crafts Fair that is held at F&M in the ASFC.

Due to a near-total lack of ventilation, Mayser is the worst possible dance location. Because of this, a new callback has been, by some, added to the end of Sweet Transvestite on Second Saturday.

Schnader

South Ben

Atlee/Dubbs

Great couch on the 2nd lounge. Many fun stories and many fun couch orgies. The historic 20 person couch orgy was held there using the 2 couches (2 person couch and 3 person couch.

It is also been forseen into the future that Christ and Rachel will be naked on a couch here with a cow.

Also on the second floor lounge, "CTY '92, capturing the hearts of many by Kodak color film" is carved in a windowsil.

Kunkel/Klein

Stager Hall

Steinman Center

Thomas

Weis Field

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