Difference between revisions of "Beginning Ancient Greek"
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The first ten lines of the Odyssey in Greek | The first ten lines of the Odyssey in Greek | ||
"Nepios" | "Nepios" | ||
| + | Philosophy | ||
| + | "Is there a form for a spork...?" | ||
| + | Art | ||
| + | "karls corner" | ||
And more... | And more... | ||
| − | + | For any student in greek two, you have the right to call students in greek 1 'Greeklings' a combination of weakling and greek, for you are stronger in greek then they are. | |
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| + | There are two Greek instructors, Sean "King of Translation" Lake, who is better than Robert nepios Fagles. Sean has some strange habits, and can even seem intimidating. He has caused some students to lose faith entirely in heterosexual males. | ||
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| + | The other instructor of Greek is Kate, who has a philosophy PHD, who believes that Context often helps to determine meaning, Talking in greek makes your voice sexy, and colored clothes are unnecessary. | ||
| + | Do not mention Derrida in front of her. | ||
Revision as of 20:12, 8 August 2005
Ancient Greek is like Latin, only for Greek. Just to say, you will learn more Greek in this class than in the Latin class. Therefore, it is better, Muahaha.
Things you learn:
The circle of the hero "Always this is true" Declensions "Four ways to say 'ho" Conjugation "To come continually in the past" A little history "Suicide" Some mythology "It's all about the incest" The Odyssey "Helen is a shameless whore" Meter "Teenybopper Disco Queen Dactyllic Hexameter" The first ten lines of the Odyssey in Greek "Nepios" Philosophy "Is there a form for a spork...?" Art "karls corner" And more...
For any student in greek two, you have the right to call students in greek 1 'Greeklings' a combination of weakling and greek, for you are stronger in greek then they are.
There are two Greek instructors, Sean "King of Translation" Lake, who is better than Robert nepios Fagles. Sean has some strange habits, and can even seem intimidating. He has caused some students to lose faith entirely in heterosexual males.
The other instructor of Greek is Kate, who has a philosophy PHD, who believes that Context often helps to determine meaning, Talking in greek makes your voice sexy, and colored clothes are unnecessary. Do not mention Derrida in front of her.
