Bret Kramer

Bret lives in a cardboard box under a bridge during the year. Every June, Galen tracks him down, dowses him with mouthwash and a delousing powder, makes him shave, and drives him to Carlisle.

He is also said to live on the blood of young, crabby, sometimes spoiled, and always naive children. Yummy!

Bret always laughs heartily during the American Pie line "I saw Satan laughing with delight" at dances.

Bret is also somewhat infamous for his talent show act at Carlisle in 2000 Session 1, in which he put milk and a turkey sandwich into a blender, blended it, and then drank the resulting goo. It was truly disgusting to behold, and has inspired numerous followup acts by other staffers in subsequent years.

In seriousness, Bret has been working for CTY for many, many years, having started as an RA and worked his way up to his current position of Site Director at Carlisle. He's quite brilliant at the job, and clearly loves working with students and staff alike. We can only hope that he continues to work with CTY for years to come.

He is also the Übermensch. (Exit B, 06.2)