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| − | Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Jesus should be able to help the first years with the traditions and be approachable, or at least more so than [[Satan]]. Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape with a blammo spoon taped on), is passed down from Jesus to Jesus. The position of Jesus is passed on at the [[Last Supper]], upon which it is traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus has very few other responsibilities, but as a part of the Holy Trinity along with Satan and the Duck Holder is accorded great respect.
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| − | In Lancaster '06 session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ was a one time thing" took on another meaning that never, ever got old.
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| − | 2003-2004: Eve Privman
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| − | 2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson
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| − | 2005-2006: Rachel Todd
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| − | 2006-2007: Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse
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