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Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Jesus should be able to help the first years with the traditions and be approachable, or at least more so than [[Satan]]. Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is passed down from Jesus to Jesus. The position of Jesus is passed on at the [[Last Supper]], upon which it is traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the Holy Trinity, is accorded great respect.
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#REDIRECT [[Trinity (Session 2)#Jesus]]
 
 
In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!).
 
 
 
In the same year, Rachel was [[God]] of the first game of [[Blammo]], and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick.  Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff.
 
 
 
2001.1: Ken Levin
 
 
 
2001-2002: Darcy Hackley
 
 
 
2002-2003: Reuven Lazarus
 
 
 
2003-2004: Eve Privman
 
 
 
2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by ([[Satan]]) [[Nixon]])
 
 
 
2005-2006: Rachel Todd
 
 
 
2006-2007:  Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse
 
 
 
<b>2007 Jesus Laney Newhouse</b>
 
 
 
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d65/ironfistisme57/CTY%2006/CTY06124.jpg
 

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