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| − | Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Originally, Jesus assumed the duties of beginning the ritual of The [[Last Supper]]. In recent years, Jesus's role has grown to introducing first years to tradition. Therefore, Jesus should be an approachable person, or at least more so than [[Satan]].
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| − | Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is passed down from one Jesus to another. The position of Jesus is passed on at the [[Last Supper]], upon which it has become recently traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the Holy Trinity, is accorded great respect.
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| − | In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when [[User:Sanityforlosers|Rachel Todd]] was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as [[User:Christian Burnette|Christ]] (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!).
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| − | In the same year, Rachel was [[God]] of the first game of [[Blammo]], and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick. Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff.
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| − | 1999.2: Conor Walsh(?)
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| − | 2000.2: B-B Stern
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| − | 2001.1: Ken Levin
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| − | 2001.2: Chris Daubert(?)
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| − | 2002.2: Darcy Hackley
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| − | 2003.2: Reuven Lazarus
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| − | 2004.2: Eve Privman
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| − | 2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by [[Satan]] ([[Nixon]]))
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| − | 2005-2006: [[User:Sanityforlosers|Rachel Todd]]
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| − | 2006-2007: [[Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse]]
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| − | <b>2007 Jesus Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse</b>
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| − | [[Category:Traditions]]
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