Jesus

Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Jesus should be able to help the first years with the traditions and be approachable, or at least more so than Satan. Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff, is passed down from Jesus to Jesus.

2003-2004: Eve Privman

2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson