Difference between revisions of "Sweet Transvestite"
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| − | <i>[Frank]:</i> | + | <i>[Frank]:</i> How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman<br> |
| − | How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman<br> | ||
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked<br> | He's just a little brought down because when you knocked<br> | ||
He thought you were the candyman.<br> | He thought you were the candyman.<br> | ||
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We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. | We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. | ||
| − | <i>[Brad]:</i>I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?<br> | + | <i>[Brad]:</i> I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?<br> |
We're both in a bit of a hurry.<br> | We're both in a bit of a hurry.<br> | ||
| − | <i>[Janet]:</i>Right!<br> | + | <i>[Janet]:</i> Right!<br> |
| − | <i>[Brad]:</i>We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car<br> | + | <i>[Brad]:</i> We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car<br> |
We don't want to be any worry. | We don't want to be any worry. | ||
| − | <i>[Frank]:</i>So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?<br> | + | <i>[Frank]:</i> So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?<br> |
Well babies, don't you panic.<br> | Well babies, don't you panic.<br> | ||
By the light of the night when it all seems alright<br> | By the light of the night when it all seems alright<br> | ||
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I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | ||
| − | <i>[spoken by Frank]:</i>So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab. | + | <i>[spoken by Frank]:</i> So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab. |
I see you shiver with antici...<br> | I see you shiver with antici...<br> | ||
<i>[Audience]:</i> Say it! Say it, Master!<br> | <i>[Audience]:</i> Say it! Say it, Master!<br> | ||
<i>[Frank]:</i> pation!<br> | <i>[Frank]:</i> pation!<br> | ||
<i>[Audience]:</i> What's masterpation?<br> | <i>[Audience]:</i> What's masterpation?<br> | ||
| − | <i>[Frank]:</i>But maybe the rain isn't really to blame<br> | + | <i>[Frank]:</i> But maybe the rain isn't really to blame<br> |
<i>[Audience]:</i> Unless we're in Mayzer! (LAN 06.2)<br> | <i>[Audience]:</i> Unless we're in Mayzer! (LAN 06.2)<br> | ||
<i>[Frank]:</i> So I'll remove the cause<br> | <i>[Frank]:</i> So I'll remove the cause<br> | ||
<i>[Audience]:</i> What about the symptom?<br> | <i>[Audience]:</i> What about the symptom?<br> | ||
| − | <i>[Frank]:</i>but not the symptom. | + | <i>[Frank]:</i> but not the symptom. |
Revision as of 21:43, 10 August 2006
At Lancaster, follows the Time Warp on Second Saturday as part of the Rocky Horror show.
Lyrics
Sweet Transvestite, from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
[Frank]: How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
[Brad]: I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
[Janet]: Right!
[Brad]: We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.
[Frank]: So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
[spoken by Frank]: So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici...
[Audience]: Say it! Say it, Master!
[Frank]: pation!
[Audience]: What's masterpation?
[Frank]: But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
[Audience]: Unless we're in Mayzer! (LAN 06.2)
[Frank]: So I'll remove the cause
[Audience]: What about the symptom?
[Frank]: but not the symptom.
