User:GreatandMightyBesst

The Greater Besst (besstus magnus): A land-dwelling mammal of uncertain evolutionary origin.

Markings: Very long hair and marked shortness in stature, despite the name. The Greater Besst is not a misnomer, as there is no Lower Besst, so this one is Greater by default.

Calls: The Besst has many calls, including a high-pitched shriek, a hyperventative giggle, and the occasional fervent exclamation of "Ni!" As indicated by the previous punctuation, the Besst gets along well with bunnies.

Social Behavior: The Besst's social behavior is erratic and unpredictable, but she seems most comfortable when in the company of the Cult of Godzilla. Biologists conclude that these are close genetic relatives of hers.

Migratory Patterns: The Besst travels frequently back and forth between The House of the Madre and The House of the Padre, but her most drastic migration is a brief trip to a magical place called CTY for three weeks each summer. (NoT: It's a magical liopleurodon!) There are indications that these migrations will end after but one more trip this coming July.

Habitat: The Besst seems equally at home in the peaceful Virginia suburbs and the vibrant wilds of CTY. She also seems adaptable to most climates, although she becomes irritable if introduced to extreme cold.

The Besst is an intelligent animal and gets along well with others, but efforts to train her have yielded limited success. She is best (and Besst) left to approach the world in her own way.