User:Horklinator

CODE St. Mary's 05.2
FCPS LAN.06.2
THEO LAN.07.2
LOGC LAN 08.2

I am Ben Horkley. I am current holder of the Fjørk (passed down by the original holder, Charles Martin, after Passionfruit 07.2). I competed for the position of Lorekeeper, but my hopes were crushed after my Spock was poisoned by a lizard. That's it so far.

If you want to say stuff about me, or shame me mercilessly like Max, please do so on the discussion page.

Shame-shame-shame --Max W.

Damn you, Max. And I STILL say there was nothing shameful about it.

Shun-Shun-Shun -Gary. Ya'know, that's what happens Ben.