Only at CTY

• ...is homesexuality and cross-dressing encouraged.
• ...do people worship a delicious piece of golden-fried chicken (All hail the ICC!) LAN.06.2
  • ...it died for our sins!
    • ...so did they
      • ...thanks to her
• ...does Jesus Fucking Christ have a second meaning (its a one time thing.) LAN 06.2
• ...is a frisbee almost essential.
• ...is a pack of cards equally as, if not more, essential.
• ...are the most common card games played Hearts, B.S., Big 2, Spades, Palace, Mao, Spit, Egyptian Ratscrew, Chinese Poker, and Presidents.
• ...do people dress in their wackiest clothes because no one will make fun of them for it.
• ...are people lightly scorned for being athletic.
• ...are people heavily scorned for studying.
• ...are you never asked whether or not cement and milk are elements (they're not).
• ...is there one class for seven hours a day.
• ...do people form lifelong friendships during the course of three weeks.
• ...is gambling mildly promoted at Casino Night.
• ...do guys participate in Fairy Princess Day.
• ...do people cuddle like there's no tomorrow.
• ...are girls jealous of guys' boobs.
• ...do people rave shamelessly.
• ...can entire works of Douglas Adams be recited from memory.
• ...do people become avid Rocky Horror, They Might Be Giants, and R.E.M. fans.
• ...do lanyard collectors get their roots.
• ...do RAs sell their bodies to eachother for our entertainment.
• ...does an RA with a particularly, um, high-energy hall have a nightmare where his kids are removing the stairs to the stairwell. "What are you doing??!!" "We're removing the stairs to create a booby trap!"
• ...does everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) gets a gf/bf.
• ...are there regulations concerning public displays of affection
• ...are minor revolutions staged over an RA's refusal to run Acting Improv the way it ordinarily is run.
• ...do people form a protest over a song unplayed.
• ...are lanyards considered the same as jelly bracelets
• ...can one regain one's fake virginity by way of squaredance
• ...do we slap babies to save the world
• ...do we spend movie nights laying on people's bellies across the lawn
• ...does somebody spill their food at the cafeteria virtually every day
• ...do we make up stupid personal jokes like "timmy", and "just a little bit of alcohol"
• ...do the guys at soccer camp make fun of us, and we make fun of them back
• ...people can't easily revenge(masaru and his stupid pickaxe!)
• ...are ALL of the guys either super tall or super short
• ...do people from all around the world(including Chile, Egpyt, and Hong Kong) come to unite as nerds
• ... Do people have arguments about whether a single 'mento' should be referred to as a 'mento' or a 'mentos'.
• ...do rinas and cty-nerds come together to insult each other
• ...people will work themselves into a fury when they hear the words "free books"
• ...will "nerd" and "geek" be taken as compliments 100% of the time
• ...can you find people with hand-drawn Magic: the Gathering card backs taped to the front of their binders
• ...does not finishing your homework in study hall mean nothing and you don't have to bring it back "home" to finish it
• ...does God swing his lanyard every time you kill a squirell
• ...are orgies more public and commonplace than kissing
• ...do crazed students find dead squirrels and beg their teachers to allow them to dissect said squirrels
• ...do students fish for squirrels with donuts from the dining hall
• ...are boys complimented on their ability to wear girl-pants
• ...do you walk around singing "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF"
• ...can orgies be platonic
• ...does every meal consist of SOME type of potato (carlisle and lancaster and LMU)
• ...must you take pictures of anything and everything
• ...is rice served breakfast, lunch, and dinner (HPU)
• ...do people form words using the periodic table (Iridium, Oxygen, Nickle, Carbon: Ir O Ni C)
• ...are grass orgies a required experience
• ...can you hear words like ericoid
• ...can you use a violin to pick up girls
• ...can you hear two guys have a serious conversations about how lines can/can’t have area
• ...can you hear people arguing about figures of speech at Passionfruit
• ...can someone say "He's got the big guns hidden under his skirt."
• ...can you appreciate the true stupidity of the rinas
• ...does your mom call to tell you that you can't take medications and drink alcohol at the same time
• ...do you have "Optimum Breakfast Time"
• ...can you compare an RA to both Napolean Dynamite and Ben Folds (Napolean Folds/Ben Dynamite)
• ...are the HUB workers GORGEOUS. Especially "milk-man" (carlisle--05)
• ...can someone be Ukrotish (Ukrane/Scotish)
• ...can you get class back on track by talking about a cow
• ...can you witness 2 animal controll guys and a huge policeman with a net the size of a small CTYer chase a squirrel around a tree for hours
• ...can guys squeal "That squirrel is so cute!!" (LMU 06-2)
• ...does someone think trees are vegetables
• ...can you teach someone to dance by telling them to move 12 parts of their body before they completely understand when you use the word "pelvis"
• ...is gravity overrated
• ...can you make up a word like "splootch" and have everyone understand it
• ...does everyone have some type of musical ability or talent
• ...does EVERYTHING LEAD TO SEX
• ...can people say the internet is invented for porn (LMU 06-2)
• ...is the accordion cool (CAR Talent Show, 05)
• ...do people spend most of the money they have on energy drinks
• ...are you campsick 49 weeks out of the year...
• ...does EVERYONE in Ukraine have penis
• ...can you join 30 students skipping down the street while singing "Build Me Up Buttercup," just like a cheesy 60's movie (CAR.06.1)
• ...can the game of RISK become a fiery session of plotting and friendship-determining back-stabbing
• ...do people have outdoor shin-digs or cake fights and birthday humps on their birthday
• ...do girls dance around their hall with no shirts on having an STD...Spontaneous Techno Dance Party (CAR.06.1)
• ...Can over $1000 dollers worth of alcoholic drinks be found in the celings (someone for the love of god, please tell the story behind this, and where said things could/were found)(JHU 06)
• ...Can multiple straight guys sleep in the same bed and not mind
• ...can sexual references like wet origami be made up
• ...Can even the newbies and JHU immediatly find the wall of porno wall in record and tape traders
• ...Can people shout blasphemys at random people and not get in trouble (LAN 06)
• ...Does your RA tell you that you can't wear science goggles just because you feel like it
• ...While the nation is in the middle of a same-sex marriage debate, do you celebrate the nation's birthday by cross-dressing
• ...Do you NOT JOKE ABOUT LANYARD SWINGING
  • Frank Wang swung his lanyard once...the world didn't need another Grand Canyon.
• ...can people can juggle three rubik's cubes and solve them at the same time (LMU 06-1)
• ...can you have an emo soda machine (I am broken - inside) (in K-W, CAR 06.2)
• ...can squirrels always be crossing.