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...is a frisbee almost essential.
...is a pack of cards equally as, if not more, essential.
...are the most common card games played Hearts, B.S., Spades, Palace, Mao, Spit, Egyptian Ratscrew, Chinese Poker, and Presidents.
...do people dress in their wackiest clothes because no one will make fun of them for it.
...are people lightly scorned for being athletic.
...is there one class for seven hours a day.
...do people form lifelong friendships during the course of three weeks.
...is gambling mildly promoted at Casino Night.
...do guys participate in Fairy Princess Day.
...do people cuddle like there's no tomorrow.
...are girls jealous of guys' boobs.
...do people rave shamelessly.
...can entire works of Douglas Adams be recited from memory.
...do people become avid Rocky Horror, They Might Be Giants, and R.E.M. fans.
...do lanyard collectors get their roots.
...do RAs sell their bodies to eachother for our entertainment.
...does an RA with a particularly, um, high-energy hall have a nightmare where his kids are removing the stairs to the stairwell. "What are you doing??!!" "We're removing the stairs to create a booby trap!"
...does everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) gets a gf/bf.
...are there regulations concerning public displays of affection
...are minor revolutions staged over an RA's refusal to run Acting Improv the way it ordinarily is run.
...do people form a protest over a song unplayed.
...are lanyards considered the same as jelly bracelets
...can one regain one's fake virginity by way of squaredance
...do we slap babies to save the world
...do we spend movie nights laying on people's bellies across the lawn
...does somebody spill their food at the cafeteria virtually ever day
...do we make up stupid personal jokes like "timmy", and "just a little bit of alcohol"
...do the guys at soccer camp make fun of us, and we make fun of them back
...people can't easily revenge(masaru and his stupid pickaxe!)
...are ALL of the guys either super tall or super short
...do people from all around the world(including Chile and Egpyt) come to unite as nerds
... Do people have arguments about whether a single 'mento' should be referred to as a 'mento' or a 'mentos'.
...do rinas and cty-nerds come together to insult each other
...people will work themselves into a fury when they hear the words "free books"
...will "nerd" and "geek" be taken as compliments 100% of the time
...can you find people with hand-drawn Magic: the Gathering card backs taped to the front of their binders
...does not finishing your homework in study hall mean nothing and you don't have to bring it back "home" to finish it
...does God swing his lanyard every time you kill a squirell
...are orgies more public and commonplace than kissing
...do crazed students find dead squirrels and beg their teachers to allow them to dissect said squirrels
...do students fish for squirrels with donuts from the dining hall
...are boys complimented on their ability to wear girl-pants
...do you walk around singing "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF"
...does every meal consist of SOME type of potato (carlisle)
...must you take pictures of anything and everything
...are grass orgies a required experience
...can you hear words like ericoid
...can you use a violin to pick up girls
...can you hear two guys have a serious conversations about how lines can/can’t have area
...can you hear people arguing about figures of speech at Passionfruit
...can someone say "He's got the big guns hidden under his skirt."
...can you appreciate the true stupidity of the rinas
...does your mom call to tell you that you can't take medications and drink alcohol at the same time
...do you have "Optimum Breakfast Time"
...can you compare an RA to both Napolean Dynamite and Ben Folds (Napolean Folds/Ben Dynamite)
...are the HUB workers GORGEOUS. Especially "milk-man" (carlisle--05)
...can someone be Ukrotish (Ukrane/Scotish)
...can you get class back on track by talking about a cow
...can you witness 2 animal controll guys and a huge policeman with a net the size of a small CTYer chase a squirrel around a tree for hours
...does someone think trees are vegetables
...can you teach someone to dance by telling them to move 12 parts of their body before they completely understand when you use the word "pelvis"
...is gravity overrated
...can you make up a word like "splootch" and have everyone understand it
...does everyone have some type of musical ability or talent
...does EVERYTHING LEAD TO SEX
...is the accordion cool (CAR Talent Show, 05)

...are you homesick 49 weeks out of the year...
...does EVERYONE in Ukraine have penis
...can you join 30 students skipping down the street while singing "Build Me Up Buttercup," just like a cheesy 60's movie (CAR.06.1)
...can the game of RISK become a fiery session of plotting and friendship-determining back-stabbing

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