Only at CTY
Revision as of 23:11, 4 August 2006 by 208.59.119.57 (talk)
- ...is homesexuality and cross-dressing encouraged.
- ...does Jesus Fucking Christ have a second meaning (its a one time thing.) LAN 2006.2
- ...is a frisbee almost essential.
- ...is a pack of cards equally as, if not more, essential.
- ...are the most common card games played Hearts, B.S., Big 2, Spades, Palace, Mao, Spit, Egyptian Ratscrew, Chinese Poker, and Presidents.
- ...do people dress in their wackiest clothes because no one will make fun of them for it.
- ...are people lightly scorned for being athletic.
- ...are people heavily scorned for studying.
- ...is there one class for seven hours a day.
- ...do people form lifelong friendships during the course of three weeks.
- ...is gambling mildly promoted at Casino Night.
- ...do guys participate in Fairy Princess Day.
- ...do people cuddle like there's no tomorrow.
- ...are girls jealous of guys' boobs.
- ...do people rave shamelessly.
- ...can entire works of Douglas Adams be recited from memory.
- ...do people become avid Rocky Horror, They Might Be Giants, and R.E.M. fans.
- ...do lanyard collectors get their roots.
- ...do RAs sell their bodies to eachother for our entertainment.
- ...does an RA with a particularly, um, high-energy hall have a nightmare where his kids are removing the stairs to the stairwell. "What are you doing??!!" "We're removing the stairs to create a booby trap!"
- ...does everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) gets a gf/bf.
- ...are there regulations concerning public displays of affection
- ...are minor revolutions staged over an RA's refusal to run Acting Improv the way it ordinarily is run.
- ...do people form a protest over a song unplayed.
- ...are lanyards considered the same as jelly bracelets
- ...can one regain one's fake virginity by way of squaredance
- ...do we slap babies to save the world
- ...do we spend movie nights laying on people's bellies across the lawn
- ...does somebody spill their food at the cafeteria virtually ever day
- ...do we make up stupid personal jokes like "timmy", and "just a little bit of alcohol"
- ...do the guys at soccer camp make fun of us, and we make fun of them back
- ...people can't easily revenge(masaru and his stupid pickaxe!)
- ...are ALL of the guys either super tall or super short
- ...do people from all around the world(including Chile, Egpyt, and Hong Kong) come to unite as nerds
- ... Do people have arguments about whether a single 'mento' should be referred to as a 'mento' or a 'mentos'.
- ...do rinas and cty-nerds come together to insult each other
- ...people will work themselves into a fury when they hear the words "free books"
- ...will "nerd" and "geek" be taken as compliments 100% of the time
- ...can you find people with hand-drawn Magic: the Gathering card backs taped to the front of their binders
- ...does not finishing your homework in study hall mean nothing and you don't have to bring it back "home" to finish it
- ...does God swing his lanyard every time you kill a squirell
- ...are orgies more public and commonplace than kissing
- ...do crazed students find dead squirrels and beg their teachers to allow them to dissect said squirrels
- ...do students fish for squirrels with donuts from the dining hall
- ...are boys complimented on their ability to wear girl-pants
- ...do you walk around singing "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF"
- ...does every meal consist of SOME type of potato (carlisle and lancaster)
- ...must you take pictures of anything and everything
- ...are grass orgies a required experience
- ...can you hear words like ericoid
- ...can you use a violin to pick up girls
- ...can you hear two guys have a serious conversations about how lines can/can’t have area
- ...can you hear people arguing about figures of speech at Passionfruit
- ...can someone say "He's got the big guns hidden under his skirt."
- ...can you appreciate the true stupidity of the rinas
- ...does your mom call to tell you that you can't take medications and drink alcohol at the same time
- ...do you have "Optimum Breakfast Time"
- ...can you compare an RA to both Napolean Dynamite and Ben Folds (Napolean Folds/Ben Dynamite)
- ...are the HUB workers GORGEOUS. Especially "milk-man" (carlisle--05)
- ...can someone be Ukrotish (Ukrane/Scotish)
- ...can you get class back on track by talking about a cow
- ...can you witness 2 animal controll guys and a huge policeman with a net the size of a small CTYer chase a squirrel around a tree for hours
- ...does someone think trees are vegetables
- ...can you teach someone to dance by telling them to move 12 parts of their body before they completely understand when you use the word "pelvis"
- ...is gravity overrated
- ...can you make up a word like "splootch" and have everyone understand it
- ...does everyone have some type of musical ability or talent
- ...does EVERYTHING LEAD TO SEX
- ...is the accordion cool (CAR Talent Show, 05)
- ...do people spend most of the money they have on energy drinks
- ...are you campsick 49 weeks out of the year...
- ...does EVERYONE in Ukraine have penis
- ...can you join 30 students skipping down the street while singing "Build Me Up Buttercup," just like a cheesy 60's movie (CAR.06.1)
- ...can the game of RISK become a fiery session of plotting and friendship-determining back-stabbing
- ...do people have outdoor shin-digs or cake fights and birthday humps on their birthday
- ...do girls dance around their hall with no shirts on having an STD...Spontaneous Techno Dance Party (CAR.06.1)
- ...Can over $1000 dollers worth of alcoholic drinks be found in the celings (someone for the love of god, please tell the story behind this, and where said things could/were found)
(JHU 06)
- ...Can multiple straight guys sleep in the same bed and not mind
- ...can sexual references like wet origami be made up
- ...Can even the newbies and JHU immediatly find the wall of porno wall in record and tape traders
- ...Can people shout blasphemys at random people and not get in trouble
(LAN 06)
- ...Does your RA tell you that you can't wear science goggles just because you feel like it