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His demeanor is simply described as not giving a fudge. But, don't get me wrong, he will jump and possibly kill any attempted bullying. In addition, D.A. always manages to shut down that one annoying kid, the one that seems to be in every class. D.A. can also produce miracles, he makes Russian History extremely interesting and valuable. This is simply done by him relating every "bland" scenario, I use bland very loosely since Russian History is anything but, to something all our "dirty teenage minds" can understand. Catherine the "Great" *wink wink nudge nudge* | His demeanor is simply described as not giving a fudge. But, don't get me wrong, he will jump and possibly kill any attempted bullying. In addition, D.A. always manages to shut down that one annoying kid, the one that seems to be in every class. D.A. can also produce miracles, he makes Russian History extremely interesting and valuable. This is simply done by him relating every "bland" scenario, I use bland very loosely since Russian History is anything but, to something all our "dirty teenage minds" can understand. Catherine the "Great" *wink wink nudge nudge* | ||
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Can be used for anything, but sitting on (Bayonets) | Can be used for anything, but sitting on (Bayonets) | ||
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Prove it, or shut it. | Prove it, or shut it. | ||
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| + | You'll wake up in your pajamas in bed dead if you don't do the reading. | ||
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| + | If I was born female, I wouldn't be a history teacher. I'd be a prostitute down in Chicago. | ||
Revision as of 20:49, 3 July 2013
D.A. IS A BAUSS.
Most commonly known as D.A. Currently teacher of the Russian history class only avalible at Carlisle, session one. He was a Colonel in the Air Force for 30+ years. He was a military attache in Czechoslovakia during the Cold War. While expeditioning in the U.S.S.R. he helped numerous citizens in the toiletry department which was very rare in there at the time. Not even Putin himself went against D.A without a squad of armed KGB officers. He was a hero to many, including us. He is definitely the wisest, yet coolest and most beloved. The only was to describe him is simply...... Boss.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for D.A.
D.A. was told about stairs before Homestuck
He is the grandpa everyone wants.
His demeanor is simply described as not giving a fudge. But, don't get me wrong, he will jump and possibly kill any attempted bullying. In addition, D.A. always manages to shut down that one annoying kid, the one that seems to be in every class. D.A. can also produce miracles, he makes Russian History extremely interesting and valuable. This is simply done by him relating every "bland" scenario, I use bland very loosely since Russian History is anything but, to something all our "dirty teenage minds" can understand. Catherine the "Great" *wink wink nudge nudge*
Quotes
Popular sayings:
Dog on a junebug
Best thing since sliced bread
You can carry that around in your hip pocket
Rip telephone books in two
Willy, Nicky and Eddie
Kate the Great
Who shot Willy?
Squeezaroni
Smarter than a barn full of owls
Can be used for anything, but sitting on (Bayonets)
Wishy Washy Charlie Brown
What is it gotta do with price of cheese in China?
(name varies per year), shut up.
Prove it, or shut it.
Other Quotes
You'll wake up in your pajamas in bed dead if you don't do the reading.
(Insert name of incompetent tsar)wasn't playing with a full deck
I don't understand why everyone's fussing over a highschool dropout
If I was born female, I wouldn't be a history teacher. I'd be a prostitute down in Chicago.
