Ian Hull

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Ian Hull is an RA at Carlisle. Declared clinically dead five times, he is famous for his injuries. This fame is partially derived from the activity "Ian's Horrible Horrible Bad Luck" offered each session at Carlisle. It also comes from the fact that Ian has gotten injured in some way, shape, or form at least once every summer. Since 2005, Ian has offered another activity in which campers dye his hair (pink, blue, violet/gray) and ultimately make him beautiful. Ian usually carries on a talent show act, created by Bret Kramer in where he blends together various foods and drinks the resulting goop. It is a truly disgusting event to behold.

He is lots of fun if you have him as an RA, but he does bring a rape-horn to scare you sometime in the session. He is also infamous for blasting heavy metal from his room that the whole hall could hear, usually after lights out.

Ian is also the tech god for Talent Shows, a DJ for the dances (bring him a nice lamp), and knows his way around the ATS: not an easy feat. It is his job to make sure that no one touches the death machine located in the tech room above the catwalks.

"They don't call him tech GOD for nothing..." -Marieke