Only at CTY

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  • ...is a frisbee almost essential.
  • ...is a pack of cards equally as, if not more, essential.
  • ...are the most common card games played Hearts, B.S., Spades, Palace, Mao, Spit, Egyptian Ratscrew, Chinese Poker, and Presidents.
  • ...do people dress in their wackiest clothes because no one will make fun of them for it.
  • ...are people lightly scorned for being athletic.
  • ...is there one class for seven hours a day.
  • ...do people form lifelong friendships during the course of three weeks.
  • ...is gambling mildly promoted at Casino Night.
  • ...do guys participate in Fairy Princess Day.
  • ...do people cuddle like there's no tomorrow.
  • ...are girls jealous of guys' boobs.
  • ...do people rave shamelessly.
  • ...can entire works of Douglas Adams be recited from memory.
  • ...do people become avid Rocky Horror, They Might Be Giants, and R.E.M. fans.
  • ...do lanyard collectors get their roots.
  • ...do RAs sell their bodies to eachother for our entertainment.
  • ...does an RA with a particularly, um, high-energy hall have a nightmare where his kids are removing the stairs to the stairwell. "What are you doing??!!" "We're removing the stairs to create a booby trap!"
  • ...does everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) gets a gf/bf.
  • ...are there regulations concerning public displays of affection
  • ...are minor revolutions staged over an RA's refusal to run Acting Improv the way it ordinarily is run.
  • ...do people form a protest over a song unplayed.
  • ...are lanyards considered the same as jelly bracelets
  • ...can one regain one's fake virginity by way of squaredance
  • ...do we slap babies to save the world
  • ...do we spend movie nights laying on people's bellies across the lawn
  • ...does somebody spill their food at the cafeteria virtually ever day
  • ...do we make up stupid personal jokes like "timmy", and "just a little bit of alcohol"
  • ...do the guys at soccer camp make fun of us, and we make fun of them back
  • ...people can't easily revenge(masaru and his stupid pickaxe!)
  • ...are ALL of the guys either super tall or super short
  • ...do people from all around the world(including Chile and Egpyt) come to unite as nerds
  • ... Do people have arguments about whether a single 'mento' should be referred to as a 'mento' or a 'mentos'.
  • ...do rinas and cty-nerds come together to insult each other
  • ...people will work themselves into a fury when they hear the words "free books"
  • ...will "nerd" and "geek" be taken as compliments 100% of the time
  • ...can you find people with hand-drawn Magic: the Gathering card backs taped to the front of their binders
  • ...does not finishing your homework in study hall mean nothing and you don't have to bring it back "home" to finish it
  • ...does God swing his lanyard every time you kill a squirell
  • ...are orgies more public and commonplace than kissing
  • ...do crazed students find dead squirrels and beg their teachers to allow them to dissect said squirrels
  • ...do students fish for squirrels with donuts from the dining hall
  • ...are boys complimented on their ability to wear girl-pants