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| − | '''Albert Hsu''': most obnoxious rapper of all time? Blackest Asian in the world? Butt buddies with James Kong? Or imaginative pioneer of today's activity frontier, creating activities ranging from Caveman and Ninja to Do You Have Game? I'll tell you one thing he's not folks; a bad RA.
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| − | ====His most beloved moments and/or moments he was involved in include====
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| − | * Kanye West shirt snow cone spillage
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| − | * The mad raps being thrown down 24/7
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| − | * Taped doors
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| − | * Pies in face
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| − | * The All American Desperate Housewife
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| − | * Cock blockage
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| − | * Right or wrong? Wrong
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| − | * The spilling of fruit cups
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| − | * Ninja and Caveman
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| − | * No pedo, no pedo!
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| − | * "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WRONG?!"
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| − | * "WAT DA 'ELL?!"
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| − | * Max's first dance
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| − | * "Are Beans and Jun sleeping over?" -Jun and Beans pop out of closets- "WHY HELLLOOO ALBERT!"
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| − | * "What a cloudy day, I wish it were not so cloudy today, how sad..."
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| − | * Almost putting Eugene Wang in ballet and Charles Bagley in boot camp when they were not signed up for any activities.
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| − | * -throws 9 paper clips into the Gentle Slope- "FIND 10 PAPERCLIPS!"
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| − | * -particpants of the Worst [[Activity]] Ever find 11- "WAT DA 'ELL?!"
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| − | He is also a ninja.
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| − | ===James Kong===
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| − | What is a James Kong? Well, he was an RA at [[JHU]] 08.1, a fatherly figure to the Ethics and Genetics boys. His hall consisted of Conrad Damstra, Byron Lee, Garrett Kingman, Eugene Wang, Brian "Hung Lo" Park, Zachary Liu, Kevin Liu, Kevin Chen, [[User:Bboy_respekt|Derek Jang]], [[User:Lietk12|Ethan Li]], Charles Bagley, Josh Kornblatt, and Abhinav "Beans" Gupta.
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| − | He will be remembered as the RA that was switched into Joyce's hall, where then he was harassed by her girls. For example, he was sprayed with Victoria's Secret perfume. Also, several girls purposely forgot their lanyards in their rooms and made him go get spare keys. It was a lovely day for the girls in Joyce's hall, indeed. Not to mention, the Genetics girls of Joyce's hall had a "thing" for him.
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| − | James Kong was also known to be the RA for the hall whose boy was caught with a Kama Sutra book, and later appeared in the RA newsletter. However, he was a very nice RA and let the boy go, knowing that the young boy would learn from his mistakes and become a better person. However, much to his ignorance, he had 2 other boys who had bought similar books, and condoms.
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| − | He was voted by many to be the Prom Queen with his colleague C. Flow, but things didn't work out.
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| − | boy:AHHHHHHHH THERES SOO MUCH BLOOOOD!!!!
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| − | james:......... why so serious?
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| − | boy:hey james do you want the kama sutra?
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| − | james:why would i need a kama sutra when i have a computer in my room
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| − | james:why are you guys still awake? its been ten minutes since i called lights out.
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| − | james: F*** this im going to albert
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| − | ===Pasha Tchourilov===
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| − | '''Pasha Tchourilov''' is probably the most beloved of all RAs to ever set foot on the JHU campus. During the year of 2007, he worked at both sessions of CTY. The real "Pasha Fan Club", however, developed during the latter half of his CTY experience.
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| − | ====Pasha's Fan Club====
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| − | Pasha was also quite the lady's man, having swooned Steph's (a.k.a. Feffie, a.k.a. Stephalephagus) entire hall (Session 2). Those included the Bio and Genetics girls: Isha Desai, Jan Gong, Katja Lazar, Vy Le, Kat Zhao, Nina Kuzman, Priyanka Tivle, Jess Wang, Halie Warner, Diana Wu, Minkyung Yi, and of course his biggest fan, Megan Lynch.
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| − | In fact, Megan pretty much lead the extremely loud "HI PASHA!" cries. The girls also constantly teased Steph and Pashsa's non-existent relationship. In fact they said "PASHEEE!" whenever taking group pictures, had magic tricks with the Pasha bills, and showed up at the second dance covered in Pasha bills. Along with loving Pasha, the girls loved his hall so much that he called Steph to tell her that they had been been calling his boys all night and the two halls were separated during the Talent Show: how sad. Of course this did not kill the bond the two halls shared. Megan lives 15 minutes away from Pasha!
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| − | ====YouTube Videos====
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| − | Through the generous filming talents of Ian Yu and Kevin Wu, videos of Pasha are in abundance. Here are links to the best of the best of 07.2!
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| − | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGwvxgtAsno Pasha's Hilarious Russian Accent]
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| − | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WegS7T2lOd8 Last Lights Out 8/02/07]
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| − | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZyCcVLF9fk Pasha Walks in to Find his Door Blocked]
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| − | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW1MUbd9cN8 Pasha Tackled]
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