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<p>CTY Positions:<br>
 
<p>CTY Positions:<br>
Stripper 09.1<br>
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Stripper 09.1 [if you found this page by googling me, please understand that I am not, nor have I ever been, an actual stripper, and that being the CTY LAN Stripper should not be taken as any kind of measurement of my moral fiber. If you are the sort of person who is going to think less of a person for being a stripper, though, I'm not sure I care much for you anyway]<br>
 
Queen 08.1 (and 09.1, I assume)<br>
 
Queen 08.1 (and 09.1, I assume)<br>
 
Stuffsmith 07.1 (this is not an actual position, but nonetheless it was a title I held)<br>
 
Stuffsmith 07.1 (this is not an actual position, but nonetheless it was a title I held)<br>
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What else is important? I don't necessarily automatically love you all equally. But chances are I find you interesting, if not likeable, if not lovable, if not beloved.
 
What else is important? I don't necessarily automatically love you all equally. But chances are I find you interesting, if not likeable, if not lovable, if not beloved.
  
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I have a desperate, burning desire to MEET MAX WANG</s>. I finally met Max Wang. he was pretty okay.
 
  
 
Also I like biting people and scratching them. I like being bitten and scratched perhaps even more. I like to put things in my mouth and sometimes molest them but mostly not. I just... need to put things in my mouth! Preferably people-type things...such as fingers! or faces...I have been known to bite faces... Also lollipops are good. I like hairdye also, although that does NOT go in my mouth, EVAR. Unless you are using koolaid to dye your hair, in which case, I might drink it. Oh! Blammo spoons are a good thing to put in my mouth. Also pencils and pens and bits of paper and flowers and leaves and grass....
 
  
  
 
Forevermore.
 
Forevermore.

Revision as of 00:53, 5 January 2012

Userpage? Userpage... hum...okay!

I am Rachel, CTY LAN first-sessioner from '06 through '09. There were a handful of other Rachels in '08, but if you know me you know which one I am: there is only one Rachelmonster (I think...) because only one Rachel is Elena's FAVORITE PERSON EVER.

CTY Positions:
Stripper 09.1 [if you found this page by googling me, please understand that I am not, nor have I ever been, an actual stripper, and that being the CTY LAN Stripper should not be taken as any kind of measurement of my moral fiber. If you are the sort of person who is going to think less of a person for being a stripper, though, I'm not sure I care much for you anyway]
Queen 08.1 (and 09.1, I assume)
Stuffsmith 07.1 (this is not an actual position, but nonetheless it was a title I held)
Octopus-half 08.1 and 09.1...

Courses:
CULT(?) 09.1
ETYM 08.1
CODE 07.1
HDIS 06.1
BSEN 05.1 (babyCTY Chestertown)
EXAM 04.1 (babyCTY Chestertown)
Inventions 02.1 (?)(Ultra-baby CTY)
Under The Microscope 01.1 (Ultra-baby CTY)

Other things of note:
Religious GLOW attendee (as Willow once said, "I think I'm kinda gay." Only I don't think it. I know it.)
Owner of brightly colored fishnets
Even crazier than most CTYers and Alcovians
"Too Cute for Penance" - this is how I rarely lose Silent Football, though I follow the rules equally rarely.

What else is important? I don't necessarily automatically love you all equally. But chances are I find you interesting, if not likeable, if not lovable, if not beloved.



Forevermore.