User:Engelman25

My last name is Engelman, and I have an unhealthy obsession with the number 1729.

-LOS 08.2 LAWP A proud Chessie commuter Leader of the victorious defense team Anarchist

-LOS 09.1 LOGC ChriSatan's servant Taught by a guy who called himself satan and TA'd by a guy who looked like jesus birds are not birds, jacob is a bird, therefore satan teaches this class!

-LAN 10.1 THEO GRAHAM'S NUMBER 4096 BITCHES P=NP&P!=NP SIMULTANEOUSLY PROOFIDY PROOFDY PROOF, PROOOOOOOOOOOOOF

So I'm a forevermore now. It kinda sucks. But I'm not planning on RAing. I'm finally done.

my terrible Passionfruit speech as I remember it:

hi everyone. I'm josh, most have you have met me, spoken to me, seen me, or heard my vuvuzela. I HAVE NO REGRETS. Now I was recently informed that I shall not be returning to CTY. My reaction was a predictable "DO NOT WANT." As anyone who has heard my rants knows, my family is...not exactly warm. Basically, they hate my guts. I've been told that I'm less than human. Recently my dad somehow discovered my sexuality. He immediately asked if I had been raped. See what I mean? There's a reason I spend my life locked in my room. Heh. If I've caused you pain or annoyance, know that it really is your fault. I'm alive here today because of you. I made a promise to someone who isn't here that I'd keep going for their sake. I knew that I could barely make it to the end of the session, so I did as much as I could, do the dismay of certain adults. I broke rules they didn't think they needed. Do I regret it? not one bit. As I learned the hard way, there's only so much time you have. Make the most of it, or end up like me