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Hi! I'm a flying squirrel. I often go on RealCTY editing sprees. (If I accidentally delete important stuff please revert my edits thanks!)
One of my friends who's never been to CTY "hypothesize[s] that it’s a magical place where smart people go to escape the usual bunch of idiots we call society."
The following is so I don't forget the names of hallmates, RAs, instructors, etc but feel free to read.
Sites and Sessions
Course: Examining the Evidence
Hallmates: June, Leah, Alexandra, Mio, Miranda, Chia-Hua, Elise, Thuivi, Natalie, and one more whose name I forget. She was Korean and from Los Angeles.
Residence Hall: Huesman
Course: The Renaissance
Hallmates: Makayla, Carrie, Grace, Jennifer, Anne, Lila, Chloe, Natalie, Sunny, and Stephanie. Stephanie never showed up.
Residence Hall: Roble (Pronounced "Robe-lee")
- "In the unlikely event that I am decapitated and Zach is rendered unconscious, bring his unresponsive body THERE and await further. Adult. Assistance"
- "The HAWWWWWT POTATOES!"
- "You dimple!"
Course: Principles of Engineering Design
Official Hallmates: Aileen, Chris, Brianda, Georgette, Mariana, May, Selina, Wendy, Stephanie, Nina, Karen, and Alina
Unofficial Hallmates / The Hugalujahs: Sophie, Elise, Katherine, Judy, Alma, Julieta, and Dani. (Sofi's hall came up with the name; it's a combination of "hug" and "Hallelujah.")
Official RA: Genesis
Unofficial RA: Sofi
Residence Hall: Campion 5th floor
- "The wall makes electricity!"
- "Holy CRAP there are HOLES in this Frisbee!"
- "Don't throw the Frisbee into the holy pool of water!"
- "His smile is shaped like a triangle!"
- "My TA almost fainted from the smell of the dead chicken bits in our classroom"
- "THE SCALPEL IS NOT A FRISBEE"
- "Are YOU in a GOOD MOOD?"
- "BRING ON THE ROASTED POTATOES!"
- "Where's Sofi?" (repeated many, many times)
- "OXYTOCIN!!!" *gives nearest person a hug* (yes we were weird I know)
- "Isaac! Step away from the vending machine!"
- "How did the equations get on the board?" "I snuck in here and wrote them. I’m a ninja" "Don’t ninjas have to wear all black?" *gestures at black shirt, pants, and cardigan*
Hallmates: Silvia, Betty, Isabella, Shuhan, and Irina.
Residence Hall: AMR I Royce
- "Kids, don't do duels. Even if it's for math"
- "Neutron stars! Stop hitting things!"
- "Cows are spherical"
- "There is no friction"
- "You are a coat rack"
- "Toothpicks are my most prized possession"
- "Oo, you're living in the middle of a... sun flip!"
- (after talking at great length about why to not look at the sun) "So today, let's look at the sun!"
- "THE UNIVERSE IS ALWAYS CORRECT!"
- "There are different kinds of neutrinos, called flavors" "Lemon neutrinos!" "Strawberry neutrinos!"
- "Neutron stars!" "Black holes!" "Are dying!"
- "GUARDIANS ASSEMBLE!"
- "It's my life's ambition to jump into a black hole"
- "I only know four languages"
- "QWAHTERS!" (means "quarters")
- "Squirrels are indestructible"
- "My brain is crying"
- "Yay spectra? Yay spectra? Yaaayy?"
- "...we get slug foot over seconds squared..."
- "They use something called a furlong over a fortnight" *class explodes* *screams of "FORTNITE!" are heard* "Yes, yes, it's funny, but do you know what it actually is?" *dead silence*
- "...then you'd just float into the sun. And that's kind of bad for your health, you know?"
- "WHY ARE YOU SUFFOCATING AN EGG???"
- "Nooo you can’t swing your lanyards!!! MY KIDNEY!! MY SPLEEEEEN!!!"
- "It's just Romanian"
- "When you kill my carrot, you kill me"
- "That, my friend, is a blobby thing"
- "I sell adopted children! ... No, I bake them"
- "I'm a cotton candy smuggler. Don't tell anyone"
- "Give me back my baby! ... I only left him on the streets for three days!"
- "The clouds are dangerous!"
- "Yeah, and she's in a park? ... The curly-haired girl I need to kill? ... Hey, are you the person I need to kill?" (other person gets up and leaves quickly) "Oh, was that a personal question?"
- "Death by meme fonts!"
- "So Rutu's not going to make it" "Yaaaayy...? Nooooooo..."
- "The pole is the center of the universe!"
- "You are a neutrino"
- "You're socializing!" "I'm stalking people [around the cafeteria]" "Well... it's a start"
- "I COME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND KILL YOU"
- "Glow slower!"
- "Someone has SABOTAGED you! ... You fly off the roller coaster on a celery-fueled flight! ... You die"
- "I brought a towel and it was socially acceptable!"
- (at Passionfruit) "Drink all your death juice!"
Course: Logic: PoR
Hallmates: Robin, Jude, Eurnett, Lexa, Clara G, Clara Y, Sara, Jiankai, Raelynn
Residence Hall: AMR I Sylvester
- "I look like a balding llama"
- "Violence is not good. It’s…not good. Do I have to explain this?"
- "We’re an equal opportunity class for torturing guests"
- "I feel like a hipster journalist"
- "Good. You sound like a cult"
- "Why is it so humid? It’s like hot soup! I don’t want to feel the air!"
- "All toasters are time-travel devices"
- "I’m getting PTSD from people saying '12 point font Times New Roman'"
- "We all have The Conrad!"
- "Bob is the Builder if and only if he uses a #2 pencil"
- "If I throw my soda in your face, I don't think I shared it with you"
- "My shampoo exploded today and it got shampoo all over my makeup!"
- "I feel like jumping on people"
- "TELL ME WHY MUSTARD IS BEAUTIFUL PLEASE"
- (giant roll of thunder outside) "Mm, that’s Jesus telling us how pleasant the weather is"
- "People seeds are perfectly reasonable things to believe"
Stuff I Can Hang Around My Neck
Specifically, CTY-related stuff I can hang around my neck that doesn't look too stupid.
2010 lanyards: 2
2012 lanyards: 35
2013 lanyards: 1
2015 lanyards: 34
2016 lanyards: 1
2017 lanyards: 1
2018 lanyards: 17
2019 lanyards: 1
Black lanyard that might be a staff one: 1