User:Sarcastic mango
sarcastic_mango is Olivia/Mel Torres. In her natural setting, she flails wildly to communicate with High School Peers, and often eats Apple Jacks and is obsessed with finding the perfect mango. Beware of her tendencies to be an emo buzz kill. Some would also classify her as a nocturnal, primative specimen of the evergrowing fruit fly species.
Former Habitats:
Baby CTY:
Chestertown 2003
CTY:
A, sadly, incomplete 2004 session.
MIND.A.CAR.2.05.
COGN.B.CAR.2.06.
Rituals, Groups, Etc.
In 2005, sarcastic_mango's philosophy A class joined forced with Latin to bring together the lulz of batteries, Imogen Heap, and Catboy and Catgirl.
In 2006, sarcastic_mango was spotted adding fuel to the lustful fire of the Linda Fisher/Nate's Grandma craze by helping convince an RA to create a Linda Fisher Appreciation activity on the last day of CTY activities. She and Kaitlyn Fitton of Biology, Jake Saltzman of Cog Psych B, and various other Cog Psych B students created a song based on "Stacy's Mom" by, well, who cares. This masterpiece may be found at the Linda Fisher myspace band page. At the activity wittingly titled, "Christian's Hall Bonding," dead baby jokes and racist jokes were told and everone roffled. True story.
sarcastic_mango is of a respectful stature of 4'11" and emits an air of whoosha.
sarcastic_mango may be contacted through Facebook.
