User:Vwilson1217

Valerie Wilson was a CTYer at JHU.10.1 and CAR.11.1, best known for various shenanigans as part of "The Hall" at JHU and a prominent one-hit-wonder at CAR. She accumulated a reputation as the resident slut at CAR and is the subject of the chant "I got to third base once with a girl named Valerie." She did not return to CAR for her nevermore year, partly because she couldn't afford it and partly because of the hostile atmosphere that she felt around her by the end of 11.1. She still loves CTY and the Passionfruit.