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Revision as of 15:19, 17 September 2006
Wherein are collected the traditions, ideas, quirks, and randomness of the Lancaster site of the Center for Talented Youth.
Contents
{Section 0}
0.0 The Nomorenomicon
In the summer of 2005, Polveroj the Plural, then a minus-onemore and rather disappointed not to be attending CTY LAN.2, was worried that the decline in bathrobe-wearing and in general insanity he had witnessed the previous year would continue, to the detriment of everyone (not) involved.
P: Oh noes, whatever shall I do? Z: Go write a book or something. Make it insane. P: That would be too much work. Z: Then get someone else to write it.
Thus, Polveroj wrote a book, in order that the book would write itself so he wouldn't have to. It worked, somehow.
0.1 The Lorekeeper
The Lorekeeper (aka the Wearer of the Tape Bathrobe and Protector of 42) is a meta-traditional office whose holder's role it is to monitor the randomness (or insanity) level at CTY and generally participate in its increase. The Lorekeeper makes further additions to the Nomorenomicon as he sees fit, either by writing them himself or by accepting submissions from others. The events, thoughts, musings [etc.] recorded should be of interest to future CTYers. The material chosen is up to the Lorekeeper; it may focus only on the present, or it may extend to years before the creation of the Nomorenomicon. The Lorekeeper is also an honorary member of the Order of the Dodecahedral Watermelon, for reasons that may become apparent.
"Yog-Shoggoth is no ordinary rabbit!"
- - St. Tim the Enchanter
0.2 Hail Eris All Hail Discordia
"I find that the Principia Discordia is even more gloriously insane the harder I look." - Polveroj Zorn, Lorekeeper 2005-2004 Zelihar (KSC, KSG, ODW)
0.3 This space intentionally not left blank
There is no section 0.3. Go read the Principia instead.
0.FNORD Numerology (Law of Fives)
- Thursday is the 5th day of the week
- 42 = 5(23) + 2
- 23 = 5(22) + 3
- There are 5 books of the HHGG series
- The CTY session is divided into 5 sections: 3 weeks and two weekends
- The CTY day is divided into 5 sections: 3 classes and 2 activities
0.5 Philosophical Musing #0
In the days of yore, CTYers averted cosmic catastrophe by balancing the forces of Bing and Bong through an ingenious phone-flipping campaign. Bing and Bang, of course, were simply other names for the Hodge and the Podge, the universal opposing elements of reality - the Eristic and the Aneristic. The phones themselves, though, had no connection to either element, whether upside-up or rightside-left. It was the act of flipping phones, a random and insane action in a predictable and ordered environment, that restored balance to the Force (or at least to the Franklin and Marshall campus). Though phone-flipping is no more, the subtle acts of subversion and numerous minor reality hacks performed at CTY keep Pennsylvania, and indeed the world, from imploding with Aneristic Overload into a tiny quivering sporkule.
{Section 1}
1.0 The Game
YOU LOSE!
If you do not know what The Game is, you shall now be enlightened:
- Everyone is playing The Game, all the time. You cannot stop playing, nor can you win. If you know what it is, you are playing it, whether you want to or not.
- If you think about The Game, you lose. You must say that you lose. Then you cannot lose again for thirty minutes.
- If you die within this thirty minute period, you lose FOREVER!!
- If you die outside of this thirty minute period, you get a Patch. No one is quite sure what this does. We are working on it; Philip Punn's [sic] family will receive one shortly.
- If you lose and someone asks you what you are talking about, you must explain all of this to them, thereby inducting them into The Game.
1.1 Rhythmic Ceremonial Rituals, Part I
1.11 The Afterdance: C is For Cookie (begun by Jeff Sachs, LAN.06.2)
C is for Cookie
That's good enough for me
C is for Cookie
That's good enough for me
C is for Cookie
That's good enough for me
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!
If you take a bite out of a cookie,
It looks like a C
And if you take a bite out of a doughnut,
It looks like a C also,
But it does not taste as good!
Sometimes, the moon looks like a C,
But you can't eat that!
C is for Cookie
That's good enough for me
C is for Cookie
That's good enough for me
C is for Cookie
That's good enough for me
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!
1.12 American Pie
American Pie has more traditions than everything else on the site combined, many of which vary from year to year with the Alcovians. Only a brief overview of things the campus yells will be recorded here.
Notes
General
- This section is not part of the Nomorenomicon
- The Nomorenomicon has been copied verbatim.
- The cover page reads "NOMORE-NOMICON", with the word "NOMICON" on a separate line, because the letters were too big. However, Nomorenomicon is, in fact, spelled "Nomorenomicon".
- All paragraphs are actually supposed to be indented. However, MediaWiki does not have this function.
- All in-text bullets are actually dashes, as opposed to bluish squares.
- The actual Nomorenomicon does not have a Table of Contents.
- The Section headings (i.e., {Section X}) do not appear in the Nomorenomicon. They were added here to make the Table of Contents look pretty.
- The Nomorenomicon was transcribed in its entirety to this location by Max W. These notes are of the same author.
Section 0
- The [etc.] in Section 0.1 was an illegible scribble that looked vaguely like etc.
- The rabbit-oriented quote at the end of section 0.1 was on the back of the piece of paper which, on its front side, contained 0.0 and 0.1. It is the only text on the back of said page.
- The two equations in section 0.FNORD should be aligned. There is only one bullet, however.
Section 1
- There should be a half-page-sized space between "YOU LOSE" and the rules of the game.
- The Game rules are wrong. See The Game for the real rules.
- Philip Gunn's name is spelled incorrectly. See Phil Gunn for more information on Phil Gunn, including the correct spelling of his name. Rest in Peace, Phil.
- Similarly, the sentence about Phil was written in small letters in the left-hand margin of the page, and an arrow was drawn to the word "one" in the phrase "No one is quite sure..."
- Technically speaking, Section 1.11 should be 1.1.0
- The C is for Cookie song has several errors. See the Afterdance page for more accurate lyrics.
Authors
- Section 0 = Polveroj the Plural
- Section 1 = Emily Ehrenberger
- Section 2 = Kendal Reed