Staff:JHU
This page is a record of well-known, beloved, and/or despised Baltimorean staff and the many stories collected about them.
Residential Staff
Alexis Onsi
This woman was a legend. She not only was hands down a next level RA who knew how to keep her kids both safe and allowed them to have fun, she spent the final Thursday with her hall all day despite it being the RAs' day off. In rough situations, she was much more helpful than the entire administration as a whole and was overwhelmingly the best RA ever to be hired.
On the last night, she brought many of the girls in her hall 2012, 2015, and 2018 lanyards for them to keep. She also allowed her hall to have intense input on how the final dance playlist should go.
When some members of her hall and co-hall woke her up at 2:00 AM just to say "Vorgy" while laughing uncontrollably, she maintained eye contact with them while slowly closing and locking her door.
She was the 14.1 Carlisle Empress and advocated for tradition at Baltimore. With some of her friends from Carlisle, she established a royal court for Baltimore session one. She was also by far the most enthusiastic dancer.
Alexis got a concussion during 18.1 by falling off a chair and missed at least a week of 18.2 while recovering.
Corey D. Smith
An RA in the first and second session at 2015 JHU. He was the RA for the students of Microeconomics 15.1 and Investigations in Engineering 15.2. At the time of the session, he was nineteen years of age. Corey is beloved for not caring what his hall does, as long as it doesn't reflect badly on him. He has a "unique" sense of humor, and is known to take long naps in the middle of the day, after which his humor improves remarkably.
But overall, he is definitely an amazing RA.
Corey D. Smith is a sophomore in Morehouse College. He is aiming for an MBA.
Famous Quotes: "If you die, you're dead" - Corey D. Smith, July 15, 2015
Erin
The awesome RA of the ETYM JHU 10.2 girls and the Dairy Princess. Also, the most erm... energetic RA anywhere.
Ethan
The RA from 2013 who looked like Macklemore.
Jeff Schulz
Jeff Schulz is the Dictator for Life of the DRJ (Democratic Republic of Jeff) and one of those laid back, chill and kind, take-it-easy guys. He is leader of the DRJ and the greatest RA anyone could have if wanted to chill out or sneak around under cover of Lights Out. (Watch out, he stays up until 11:30 some nights.)
Jessica
AKA Mama Cougar. 'Nuff said.
Lidya Stamper
Lidya was the super nice always smiling Ethiopian RA. She is queen of roasts, but her weakness is dad jokes. She may often be seen saying "take a lap!" During 16.2, the struggle was real as she tried to keep RA Courtney Fondufe from taking water from her hall. If you ever have Lidya as an RA and you know the busty crustacean joke, tell it to her. Also, yell "metal" at her, or put your legs through the arm holes of your sweatshirt. Be sympathetic and ready to defend her in case she is bullied by Cam or Courtney.
Peter Yang
THE AWESOME ASIAN RA. WE DYED HIS HAIR PINK.
Instructional Staff
Bonnie
Bonnie ROCKS!!!! WE LOVE U!! --Natalie --Tiffany
GO BONNIE!!
"Here, have a peach and taste the orgasm!" B.M, Best. Instructor. Ever.
Carolle Im
Carolle Im teaches Law and Politics in US History (LAWP). Her first appearance at CTY according to the Class History section on the LAWP page was at LOS 07.1, and she has been teaching ever since. She is famous for having hundreds of pairs of shoes and wears a different pair each day. Ms. Im began teaching at Baltimore in 13.2. She never failed to amuse LAWP 13.2 with her mentions of dimebags and doobies.
Jonathan Pirnia
The spreader of the Ore-reo idea and salsa dancer, Jon Pirnia taught Etymologies at CTY JHU until it was no longer offered there. He teaches everything from science to music to Latin and is well-known for teaching the tango class during a few activity periods. Jon's jokes were probably the strangest, especially the never-ending butter joke, which he told for three hours and never revealed the punchline.
Campus Staff
Montoya Jackson
The nicest lunch lady in the world. Seriously. She collects Trollies. Sadly, she no longer works at JHU.
