User:MurphysLaw

Hey! I'm Jesse Markov. I've been at CTY since 16.2 and hope to get in as many sessions as possible (11 if I double every year I can and slightly work the system). I tend to be more of a math nerd than a writing nerd. I always bring a crap ton of food so sleepovers tend to be great. I'm generally a boring/chill person?? I stab people for fun though so that's cool. I live just northwest of Philly so if you're in the area hmu.

Baby CTY

EST 16.2 Inductive and Deductive Reasoning B (INDE-B)

Instructor: Alexa Kottlemeyer TA: Bailey Falk

South College

RA: Allison Mullin

Roommate: Natalie Huang

CTY

LAN 17.1 Logic: Principles of Reasoning A (LOGC-A)

Instructor: Clinton Castro TA: Jojo Lovejoy

Weis

RA: Clarisavel Garcia

Roommate: Joanna Grimsdall

LAN 17.2 Mathematical Logic A (REAS-A)

Instructor: Jake Pichelmeyer TA: Alyssa Liu

North Ben

RA: Sara Merg

Roommate: Joanna Grimsdall

LAN 18.1 Astrophysics A (ASTR-A)

Instructor: Maria Niland TA: Henry Cornel

North Ben

RA: Clayla Carruthers (adopted by Meg's hall so that's also cool)

Roommate: Sneha Anand

LAN 18.2 Creative Nonfiction (WRT3)

Instructor: Derek Gray TA: Mary Kamitaki

South Ben

RA: Emani Terry

Roommate: Eesha Gupta

About Me/Stuff

I’m just your average nerdy queer bean. Pronouns they/them

I always bring wayyy too much food. Stop by my dorm if you want some. Please. I can’t finish it all.

I listen to canon all year because I enjoy crying. You can usually find me with my head in a book or stabbing people (a.k.a. fencing) because I have no life. I am also complete Hamiltrash.

Shoutouts

Everyone who made my squirrel year so great: Clarisavel’s hall, Brandon, Jeremy, Suzy, Anne, Chloe, Sara’s hall, Harrison (tysm for letting us braid your hair), Kannon, Samhita, Sasha, Isabella, and Esha

Everyone from GLOW

SKL for too many sugar highs

My wives: Suzy (#1), Joanna (#2), Sasha (#3)

Clayla’s amazing hall 18.1 (you guys were the best) and Clayla for being amazing

The Gayble™️ 18.2

Wife #3 in the Talent Show being a queer icon (18.2)

Emani’s Hall 18.2 ( I CTY every single one of y’all)

Stuff I Did

- Chugging an entire bottle of SKL (the big one) until I had a sugar rush (but then crashing immediately)

- Bringing more pocky than I could fit in my drawers to every session

- Attending every GLOW in 17.1, 17.2, 18.1, and 18.2

- Member of the Gayble™️ 18.2

Friends (Which I Don’t Have) Say Stuff Here

YO ARE YOU LAURA'S SQUIRREL CHILD IT'S LOGAN HEYYY ~ lmao hey Logan

hiiii remember how to simplify fractions - your astro table partner ~Yee I can do sqrt(8/9) thanks for asking no problem

Heyyyy childe miss me?-Leah ~hiiii

Look! I wrote something! -Avery ~Wow! I can now fully judge you as well!

Heh. Guess who’s on the internet? -Your fav logical turtle (Nina)

heeyyooo! It's your local sewer gremlin- Felix