Frank Wang

AKA Captain SV

FRANK WANG = GOD

Frank Wang is a a former CTYer who came back as an RA at Saint Mary's 05.01 and 05.02, as well as Lancaster 06.1 and 06.2. He is known for being strict, but with a humorous and cuddly side that comes out very occasionally. He is also well known for, halfway through the first session of '06, demanding that all students pronounce his last name as "Wong" not "Wang" During Lancaster 06.1 I had duct taped (in good CTY fashion) my bra back together after in the last week my last clean one broke. During the last dance of the session with the ridiculous no going into the rooms rules the duct tape broke. I freaked out and my friend and I decided to go to her room in Thomas so I could borrow one from her (all mine were packed and dirty). In the lobby of Thomas we encountered Frank. He demanded to know why we needed to go upstairs, my friend said "she has had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction" Frank didn't believe us, he thought we wanted to check our hair or something ridiculous. Eventually I said "Frank, my bra split in half, can I please go upstairs so as to get one that is still in one piece" he turned bright red and the look on his face was so worth a million dollars.

After the first sleepover at Lancaster 06.1, Frank banned sleepovers for the rest of the session because one the the people sleeping over "felt uncomfortable". Many people who slept over were interrogated in Frank's room to figure out what was going on. After the first sleepover, Wang punished everyone involved with the sleepover except five students: Jacob Portes, Chris McCarthy, Dylan Freehauf, Ryan Gossiaux, and Eron Brown. Curiously enough Jacob's roommate, Jeremy, was punished the most out of anyone involved with the sleepover.

"For the rest of the session I had Lights Out immediately after Hall meeting every night. Do not mess with this guy." -Jeremy -- Please note that it was Jeremy's personal crusade to annoy Frank for the rest of both sessions in '06.

Frank also confiscated many items after this sleepover. He took Max's baseball bat, Ben's lacrosse stick and TJ's tennis racket. After a trip to Turkey Hill, Max Blitzer found that he had stupidly not read the label on his bag of Pixy Stix. Frank laughed at him and confiscated the Pixy Stix becayse they were packaged in the same factory as a peanut product (peanut products are banned at the LAN site). Frank was later seen bragging to another RA about it. Then, instead of returning them to Max at the end of the sesion, he ate them.

Frank also ran a system where he would raise a finger each time he was annoyed with the students. If he reached 3 fingers, everyone would have lights out early for the rest of the session. In CTY 06.1, Frank got to 2.5 fingers, and according to some sources, he never got to two fingers during the second session. This proved an effective means of making his students behave, because prior to this, his students would always misbehave in hall meetings. He was a "Princeton Gangsta" who would always be strict with his residents. We were not allowed to use the microwave without RA supervision.

If you ever feel the need to scare the hell out of your friends while they're making out, simply utter the two words, "Hey Frank." This was attempted once in a lounge and 3 couples were petrified mid-makeout. It was followed with much screaming from the "heyfrank"er.

He's a good singer and yells a lot. People often mistake him for being angry even though he is just naturally loud. Frank recently released his debut album. In CTY 06.1, Frank once was patroling Thomas, during Thomas 3 (girls) hall meeting. He stopped in, and we begged for him to sing Mulan, so he did. Then every night that he came, we made him sing. Frank Wang became a mild cult figure in both 2006 sessions, spawning many "Frank Wang jokes" such as "Frank Wang only swung his lanyard once. The world didn't need another Grand Canyon." He was often referenced in Acting Improv.

Frank Wang's status as a latter-day Chuck Norris began towards the end of 06.1 in Ancient Greek 1, when one team during a trivia game couldn't think of an answer for one of the questions, so they just said the answer was Frank Wang. Jocelyn, in a fit of creativity, started writing some Chuck Norris-style facts about Frank Wang, and thus the phenomenon was born.

Frank Wang now has his own entry in the Nomore-Nomicon. He is apparently an alien.

He also banned pelvic thrusting on his hall during 06.2.

He also followed the Hager.

He also was the object of Operation:Bang Wang. ahem.

BU-FFA-LO

Frank Wang's facebook fanclub can be seen here: http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2220357662

Frank as Godzilla/Himself in Acting Improv

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