Phone-flipping

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Phone-flipping is the practice of the creation of upside-down phones.

In order to restore order in the universe, there must be a balance between "oing" and "boing". (In 1991, the "oing" and "boing" theory had not yet arisen; instead, phone-flipping was necessary to maintain the Bonq-Oif Continuum, as notably evangelized by Chris Sakal.) To establish this, payphones around the campus (like in the halls of the CTY office in North Ben) have the actual telephone reciever turned upside down and then put upon the handle. This is done at Siena as well, though primarily with the payphone in the Ryan lobby. This display is easy miss if passed by but if one needs to use such a payphone, it is an obvious act of good will to humanity.

The Nomorenomicon refers to oing and boing as Bing and Bang, and also as Hodge and Podge.

RA's discourage such acts, saying "It is harmful to the cords that connect the reciever to the actual pay phone. It streches it out, etc.". It was banned in 1991(?) This is doubtful since the actual cord of most pay phones are wrapped in a metal coil. It is probable the counselors just don't like being surprised by an upsidedown phone.

Who needs to use the payphones anyway? Bring two cellphones to Lancaster. On the first day the RA's tell you that every night, they are going to confiscate all phones/cellphones throughout the night to be picked up in the morning. I guess they just don't like being left out of conversations. If one brings two cellphones, one can give the RA the useless/an old cellphone while the working one is kept under a bed/pillow during the night/day. Just remember to pick up the old cellphone in the morning. Some RAs have stopped night-time phone confiscation anyway. At LAN.06.2 it was not required that the RAs take phones every night. At Lan.06.1 the RA's were required to confiscate phones but were not very strict about it, my room mate and I both stayed up talking or texting our friends.