User:ChocolateWastedGirl
Casey Lu
Westport, Connecticut
Staples High School Class of 2015
one day in the faraway future, middle-aged me will stumble upon my userpage and realize i was once cool. or, i thought i was cool.
Oh gosh, I really need to go to Passionfruit one day.
Nevermore '13
Hopefully going CAR.13.2 to return to my beloved Wesley & FirePenguin! <3
Goals:
- Become an RA at Carlisle the first possible year and hopefully have a squirrel from my nevermore year hall
- Become a decent ERS player
Participation
CTY High Honors - 2011
Shit Went Down
A long, long time ago, I can still remember...
- BTH.10.2 - Lizzie's Hall (Bernie, roommate Amrita) - Mathematics of Money (Dave & Jessie)
Becoming "Chocolate Wasted Girl" (Christened by Mammy, Hannah Rutty after the consumption of 7 scoops of pineapple sherbet and the irreversible madness that ensued / narrating the sex columns of Cosmopolitan / dungeon-like dorms / Andrew Burrichter's farmer's tan / Mafia with Dave (I've never played a better game) / Foursquare Culture / the allegedly romantic advances of Stalker Peter / "Remember the Titans" and #48 obsession (only later did I realize he was the one and only Ryan Gosling! <3) / commodities, stock simulators, and the lemonade stand game / "tennis ball fruit" / Supposed bed bugs / the Biotech & Philosophy guys / CTY Mission: Impossible / the hill / the tree grove / the beginnings of weird casino favors / warming up Salvador's pie / the number E / third person talking / Jim-Bob and the wasp sting / Georgi and knuckle-bumping / picnic table keying / nearly killing people in line for ice cream / squirrel attacks / Rum cake drunkenness / the no-sugar challenge / molting cicadas / fence-vaulting, Nuts About Ice Cream, cucumber cumberbunds, jewfro boy / Sit & Spin
Kevin Xie: "Must be that time of the month again." Me: "Nah, that was last week!"
- CAR.11.2 - Ellie's Hall (KW, roommate Rena) - International Politics (Dan & whatshisface TA)
Bible-touting Ellie herself / Annarose's hipster wardrobe, 100% Pure obsession / half-Asian love / the original GingerPet (Matan Arad-Neeman) / Massey's Frozen Custard / the ClothesVine / Maotai & atomic bomb recipes / bongs at the gas station mini-mart / "It's whatever" / Conor's bra removal lessons / the beginnings of Double Kline and life story telling / saving Jisoo from rapists / snowcone & cotton candy gorgefest at Big Saturday (x 16 total) / being Bosnia & Herzegovina / my favorite lax Jew / Dan & Meg / Nixon's pants / Harry a.k.a Bush '43 / LSD glasses / the physics class / the two plush Cthulus / the fancy staircase / Non-showering Darth Vader guy / the beginnings of Drag Day during college visits / awkward Electrical Engineering guy / seeing Amrita / Walmart Great Value brand / the ATS incident / library study halls and the merman statue / Bigelow's Green Tea / Operations Turkish Delight and Latin Salsa (?), Teabaggery, Tea Cooler & Three Mile Island / the bio & Creative Non-Fiction guys / "The rape of China" / drinking marijuana / insane Carlislans
"Now remember, if you destroy the world with a nuke, you get 30 minutes off the last dance." ~ Dan
- CAR.12.1 - Katina's Hall (Quad 9, roommate Shweta) - Fast-Paced High School Chemistry (Al & Antonia)
"And I just thought Asian, Asian, Asian...all the same!" / first impressions game / Golden Age-style hall / Predators at Meet Market / $80 spent at the Devil's Den / befriending ballerinas / Olivia's caffeine addiction and penalty box (whatever it was called) habit / Skrillex hair everywhere / Mello Yello discovery / the gigantic fan at Kline / cougaring it up / the Game Theory guys / the supposed rules of feminism / Lower Quad chairs / fascist authority / sitting on Walmart shelves / actually liking and bawling during Brave / Rainbow Fish / the secret balcony / GingerPet II (Eitan Raitses) / Michael a.k.a the Tree / Pokemon D&D / Casey's Abstinence Program / Diana <33 / Hurricane Katina / graphite diamonds and dish detergent / Antonia's wedding trip / Madonna & Queen Latifah / "I'll Make a Man Out of You" / seeing Amrita / lab incidents / messing up "Tunak Tunak Tun" with Cole / Fschnargling / hot Supple / the 4-letter F-word (not the one you're thinking of) / body drums / the beaded elephant shirt / violent outbursts / Lube N' Go
"And because diamonds are turning into graphite chemically, they are not forever. Buy your girl a lifetime supply of dishwashing liquid instead!" ~ Mr. Olsen
CTY has a nice butt, CTY, I love you! Take off your clothes, take off your clothes, CTY, I love you!
