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According to the head male nurse of LAN 07.2, your menstrual period will not change during a leapyear.
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High!  Ahem. Hi!
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Just had to get that out there.
 
  
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AXCIOM KNOWS.  They know everything.  In fact, they know your gender, age, ethnicity, religon, sexual orientation, favorite color duct tape, and bra size.  Not only that, but they will send you sporadic, discriminatory ads on that basis.  They will follow you...follow you wherever you may go.  They are professional stalkers, and they are out to get you.  As soon as I found this out, I knew this was my true calling.
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HE HAS FRIENDS, DAMMIT.
  
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I am an honorary man.  This amuses me.
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At CTY, I got:
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*to join a cult
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What Lena means is that she loves [[User:Wendeth|Wendeth]].
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*to ask a male nurse about leapyear and the menstrual cycle
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*to hold Jesse Boring's lanyard to my bosom
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*my hair dyed (died) in a bathroom
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*to participate in a shower choir (Build Me Up Buttercup and I Will Survive)
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*to be an honorary man
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*the crap scared out of me by going in the AI circle thrice
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*to learn Norglish and Techno
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*to learn things about Pepto-Bismal that I never wanted to know
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*to find out that appropriate jokes can be funny
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*to learn things about Asian guys that I never wanted to know
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*to learn a man-law
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*to learn that we are ALL being stalked by a company called Axciom
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*to find out that the cheese is dead
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*to be loved with the passion of 1,001 burning suns just for giving someone a tic-tac
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*to have a post lights-out arguement about fractions
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*to lose never have I ever
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*exposed to chicken pox
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*my first kiss
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*the Schnade

Revision as of 11:40, 14 October 2007

High! Ahem. Hi!

HE HAS FRIENDS, DAMMIT.

At CTY, I got:

  • to join a cult
  • to ask a male nurse about leapyear and the menstrual cycle
  • to hold Jesse Boring's lanyard to my bosom
  • my hair dyed (died) in a bathroom
  • to participate in a shower choir (Build Me Up Buttercup and I Will Survive)
  • to be an honorary man
  • the crap scared out of me by going in the AI circle thrice
  • to learn Norglish and Techno
  • to learn things about Pepto-Bismal that I never wanted to know
  • to find out that appropriate jokes can be funny
  • to learn things about Asian guys that I never wanted to know
  • to learn a man-law
  • to learn that we are ALL being stalked by a company called Axciom
  • to find out that the cheese is dead
  • to be loved with the passion of 1,001 burning suns just for giving someone a tic-tac
  • to have a post lights-out arguement about fractions
  • to lose never have I ever
  • exposed to chicken pox
  • my first kiss
  • the Schnade
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