User talk:ShinyRedButton*

LENA?

Who?

WHO BE YOU? BE YOU A TREEHUGGER?

GASPETH! It's WENDETH.

HAHA hey lena its charlie i love your only at cty

Hi! It's all so true...Adam was defending this pantsless kid to this really old security guard who had apprehended him running around the quad (not through the tunnel) during BLT. Sadly, his goal was to attack me, and Adam chose to ignore this. *is mentally scarred* Wait, you're Charlie, the one that borrowed Julie's dress, right? Not the one that was attacking me pantsless?

LENA! I died and came back to life. And now I smell like Victoria's Secret because a bottle of lotion from that place spilled on me! Ew it smells bad. And HE HAS NO FRIENDS -Wendeth

Ahem. Are you SURE he has no friends??? -Wendeth

Woah! 'Tis Lena! Hi! .....in Norglish.

LENA LENA LENA LENA LENA LENA LENA! Today I wore my lanyards to school and I lost one. I was seriously having an asthma attack (okay, maybe not seriously) and it was really really really really really really really really really like the world was dying around me, and then my friend got really sick of my moping and dragged me around the school to look for it, and I FOUND IT. So thank god. I'm never going to wear my lanyards to school again. With the exception of Wear Your Lanyard to School Day. Which is on Wednesday. Whatever. THEE LOVETH THOU! THEE MISSETH THOU! Farewell, and oddles of loveth, Wendeth
P.S. HE HAS NO FRIENDS. I DON'T CARE IF HE HAS FRIENDS. THEY DON'T COUNT!!! THEY'RE INVISIBLE! OR JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED. LOVETH And also, Schnade v. 42 IS LOSS OF SOUL. I know. 'Tis not a rumor.

Lena, why'd you change your page? I liked it before. -Person watching neighbors from the bathtub.

Okay, it's kind of funny reading your page now because it's a one-sided conversation! With the other side on my page. Don't kill me! I'm your wife! You WIFE BEATER!!!! I didn't forget the words SEXUAL TENSION (now officially capitalized), I simply let them flow to the back of my mind. That's what happens when you go to an all-girls school. -Lithium