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Latest revision as of 20:27, 14 January 2016

From RealCTY, the free encyclopedia. @@@ From RealCTY. (Not really.) @@@ From RealCTY. This is all. @@@ From RealCTY, the online community of people who don't know the difference between acronyms, initialisms, and expansions. @@@ From RealCTY, PDA paradise. @@@ From RealCTY, who has just lost The Game. @@@ From RealCTY, who has taken off all her clothes. @@@ From RealCTY, where the Imperial Battleship halts... the FLOW of TIME. @@@ From RealCTY, which was touched by his noodly appendage. @@@ From RealCTY, the free pie stand. @@@ From RealCTY, where it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. @@@ From RealCTY (it's just a jump to the left). @@@ From RealCTY, where fun is mandatory. @@@ Wanna buy a RealCTY? @@@ From RealCTY, land of the rainbows. @@@ From RealCTY, the 42nd on the Park Bench. @@@ From RealCTY, cold rush of website. @@@ From RealCTY, where a shrug never follows a shrotum. @@@ From RealCTY, a hallucination. @@@ From RealCTY, where all your pronouns are heinous. @@@ From RealCTY, the hoopy frood who always has her towel. @@@ From RealCTY, the website at the end of the universe. @@@ Halt! This is RealCTY! We demand... A SHRUBBERY! @@@ From RealCTY, know whatahmean, know whatahmean, snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? @@@ From RealCTY, where a circle is usually, but not always, 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 42, etc. @@@ From RealCTY, where our friends drink all our beer. @@@ From RealCTY, where James Brown never dies. @@@ From RealCTY, who's coming out of her cage (and she's feeling just fine). @@@ From RealCTY, not Constantinople. @@@ To CTY, the closest to heaven that I'll ever be, and I don't want to go home right now. @@@ From RealCTY, where these are the right tentacles.